granny cannon

The seats on the bus that are oriented in the direction of travel and elevated above the seats in front. They are favoured by older ladies and do not feature a handlebar. So, in the event of a head-on collision, the passenger will be propelled in the air and towards the front of the bus, hence the name.

"Hey dude, wanna sit next to me in this 4-seat?"
"Nah man, I've got my eyes set on the granny cannon."

by SnuSnuSnu March 31, 2020

granny smith

when a women performs a blow job with at least one grape in her mouth creating a very sensual experience for both parties

“wow i have never gotten a granny smith that good before”
“have you ever tried a granny smith? and no not the apple.”

by wantingvenus March 6, 2025

whiteass granny

bílá bába

look at that whiteass granny

by Scampire April 8, 2023

Granny

A fat behind dog. No common sense, no teeth, eats crap, and smells like bull crap.

"Oh, look, its Granny eating a fat-behind turd."

by Deflated_Potato September 10, 2020

Granny Hani

A delusional discordian egirl that claims to be "Elsa" from Disney's hit movie Frozen.

I was chatting online and this Granny Hani started patronizing me.

by icenoob April 17, 2022

Granny Fanny

Granny Fanny is an insult meaning you are old and disgusting like Granny Fanny. Only say it to your WORST ENEMY.

Oh Tanner you are a massive Granny Fanny today.

by Tanner Danvers December 16, 2021

Asian granny syndrome

The observation that after age 60 Asian women age like the life-force is directly being drained from them by a Austin powers villain

The Asian granny syndrome got Kim lo now she looks like an abused prop from the mummy

by Thedifiner6969420304 April 12, 2024