Real Definition

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1. Finding a real definition on Urban Dictionary
It's fucking impossible, you can't look up a real definition on this site here.

Guy 1: I have spent 48 hours of my life trying to search for a Real Definition on urbandictionary.com
Guy 2: Did you find one?
Guy 1: No.
Guy 2: Damn, it must be very hard!

by ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎ May 14, 2021

it's all real

See "It's all good". Usually used repetitively in conjuction with synonym, followed by the phrase, "Keepin't real, y'all." or, in the case of macking up an attractive young lady, "baby girl".

It's all good, it's all real, keepin' it real, ya'll.

by Pimpalicious March 27, 2004

A Real Gentleman

A phrase used by sus people to brag about themselves while wanting to save face. Used often by crooked business leaders, and executives.

Common behaviors of anyone that says they're "a real gentleman" include:

- picks their nose on zoom meetings
- strips down to tidy whities in a public bathrooms and gives themselves a sponge bath out of the sink
- farts in professional settings
- gives all glory to himself
- warns against the risks of hiring women because they might get pregnant
- calls clients while taking a dump
- writes fake reviews about their business calling themselves a gentleman

"The CEO often described himself as 'a real gentleman' when others would disagree with him or question his character."

by Daniel Rossi January 26, 2023

Real Niggastry

The act of enlightening another person in a positive manner, and keeping it real along the way.

The act of preaching real nigga shit, from a real nigga.
The act of speaking in a way to help someone mentally or speaking straight facts.

Man dude. Can you stop with all this real niggastry.
Everytime we smoke, he always on his real niggastry shit.
Imma real nigga, all I speak is real niggastry.

by xXMrSPADESXx July 1, 2021

Real talk

A term used by someone who is everything but real. Used to swindle you or impair your judgment.

I was going to give homie a front but then he started with all that real talk bullshit.

by J*Potential July 5, 2021

real quick

The act of making a solid decision within the next few days determining ones future.

He ought to decide real quick before the stinkin bird flYs away.

by PineappleJuice February 26, 2015

Real Madrid

The biggest and best team in the history of football. They have won 28 Spanish titles and 7 European cups. They are also the richest club in the world, perhaps with the exception of Chelsea

Real Madrid are a great club!

by Ben Dover February 28, 2005