take a number

What you say when several parties want to talk/complain to you about some presumed important matter.

-You know, I'm kind of pissed at what you did.
-Yeah? Well take a number.

by 000 October 13, 2004

looking for number three

When a girl realizes she has had the two men in her life who have the "most to offer", so it is probably all downhill from there.

"Damn, now I'm going to be looking for number three forever."

by J Min January 26, 2009

number three

The act of masturbating into a toilet.

He said he was going to the restroom for a number three.

by mrhh69 May 13, 2015

Numbers

It Means Money

Let Me Hold Some Numbers! You Got A Couple Numbers On You! You Got Some Numbers For Me?

by reserved2k8 August 29, 2009

nubbs

a sketchy creeper who hides in bushes and stalks everyone

"omg nubbs is staring at you again"

"NNUUUUUUBBBBBBSSSSSS AH"

by nubbslover December 13, 2009

Bacon number

A word that Samuel L Jackson gets offended by.
One of the most searched questions about him on his autocomplete wired interview: "Samuel L Jackson bacon number"

When he gets asked this he states "what the f*ck is a bacon number; what is that"

by @Siamesefrog October 18, 2019

D Nubbs

To have large breasts only classifiable as D Nubbs.

Porky: "OMG her boobs are huge..they look like.."
Wisconsin: "Man those are definately D Nubs!"

by porcupine June 5, 2005