Kweef Noodle

A Kweef Noodle is when the penis is inserted into the ass of either male or female and the opposite party farts on the penis. resulting in a Kweef Noodle.

Jacob fucked his twelve year old girfriend in the ass so hard, that she farted, and he had a giant Kweef Noodle to deal with.

or.

I fucked Kevin's sister in the ass so hard that she Kweef Noodled all over my dick, i nearly vomited.

by Sjdrob April 10, 2009

ooza noodles

Another name for "Top Ramen". Usually used by black people.

"All we got in the kitchen is ooza noodles! Can we get McDonalds, Ma?!!"

by Thabreeze December 29, 2015

dude noodle

A male penis. Especially a small and/or flacid one.

"So did she give your dude noodle a little tug or what?"

by fLockerr January 11, 2009

spaghetti noodle

you

1:damn bro she got hella ass
2:no bro she a SPAGHETTI NOODLE

by thatonespaghettinoodle April 2, 2020

Wet noodle

Someone with a greasy perm (hair).

“Haha look at that wet noodle.”

by BOBTHEGOATTRAIN March 31, 2022

Spaghetti Noodle

When A man or a woman are so skinny to the point where there arms or legs represent a Spaghetti Noodle

When he through the basketball his arms looked like a Spaghetti Noodle

by CoolKidTotalyYes June 17, 2020

noodle nog

A noodle nog is a nog whos bones are flexable like wet noodle

gorge: bob the nogs arms!
ted: there like noodles!
bill: what a fuckin noodle nog

noodle nog = nogs whose limbs are made of noodle

by noodle nog August 24, 2008