Kweef Noodle

A Kweef Noodle is when the penis is inserted into the ass of either male or female and the opposite party farts on the penis. resulting in a Kweef Noodle.

Jacob fucked his twelve year old girfriend in the ass so hard, that she farted, and he had a giant Kweef Noodle to deal with.

or.

I fucked Kevin's sister in the ass so hard that she Kweef Noodled all over my dick, i nearly vomited.

by Sjdrob April 10, 2009

noodle nog

A noodle nog is a nog whos bones are flexable like wet noodle

gorge: bob the nogs arms!
ted: there like noodles!
bill: what a fuckin noodle nog

noodle nog = nogs whose limbs are made of noodle

by noodle nog August 24, 2008

Nancy Noodles

She's a sexy beast who has amazing dance moves (unlike her sister) and atracts all the boys but the one lover that she barely knows. But, she lives for Singers hotness!!!!! (codename) she loves parties and cant sing high. she is gorgeous and is the sex. she has a friend who's a slut who shes not sure why shes friends with, but she also has many other best friends who arent sluts!!!! so yay!!!!!!!!!!! if u read this u should know that nancy noodles and a bomb and is something else that i can't think of!!!!!!!!! You should love her with all ur heart!!!!!!!!!!! now go and party!!!!!! woooh!!!!!!

"I want to BANG that nancy noodles!!!!"
"Nancy Noodles is a sexy beast"
"Nancy NOodles is too cool for me"
"Nancy Noodles is a boss!!!!!"
"MMMMMMMMHHMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

by Nancy Noodles January 19, 2012

pot of noodles

A fat chick's vagina that feels very unpleasant. Mostly actually feeling like a pot of noodles.

I swiftly stuck my penis into her pot of noodles which felt like a pot of noodles. lolol

by AlexNewton/JeremyDWT-creater of word April 14, 2008

Noodle Limbs

Someone in the armed forces who is either on the sick, medically downgraded or cannot participate in planned physical training. Can also be used to describe someone who although physically 100% fit is incapable of completing simple manual tasks, e.g. running, marching etc

The limbs have taken on the constancy of a noodle, floppy and with no bone structure.

Someone who is afflicted with Noodle Limbs then becomes a Noodler e.g. someone who spends their day Noodling around not achieving anything constructive.

Alex: Why is Nick the Prawn not on PT today mate?
Ash: He injured himself on the run the other day, and has got proper Noodle Limbs now!

by Acky190 May 3, 2011

ooza noodles

Another name for "Top Ramen". Usually used by black people.

"All we got in the kitchen is ooza noodles! Can we get McDonalds, Ma?!!"

by Thabreeze December 29, 2015

Spaghetti Noodle

When A man or a woman are so skinny to the point where there arms or legs represent a Spaghetti Noodle

When he through the basketball his arms looked like a Spaghetti Noodle

by CoolKidTotalyYes June 17, 2020