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Deep Shit Nine

1. The deepest part of the rectum, beyond Zones 1 and 2.

2. A circle of drab towns on the periphery of London, notably Watford, Croydon and Slough; also Wembley, Stevenage, Harlow, Basildon, Thamesmead, Crawley, Slough and Hemel Hemstead.

Zone 2 takes in places like Harlesden, Romford, Woolwich, Lewisham and Brixton.

Zone 1 consists of gentrified, boho and hipster areas such as Hampstead, Highgate, Dalston, Hoxton, Islington, Greenwich, Fitzrovia, Soho, Kensington, Notting Hill, Richmond, Chiswick, Kingston upon Thames, and Ealing.

Belgravia and Mayfair are off the map.
Definition 1: "I lubed up the dildo and bang: straight into Deep Shit Nine.

Definition 2: "How about we give Dalson a miss and take an Uber to Deep Shit Nine?
by Jack Jazz 1 June 9, 2018
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Nine

A sweet caring person, good friend. Most kind person you will ever meet. Heart of gold, a keeper as a girlfriend, wife, bestfriend or just a friend. She will be there for you always. She will help you with anything and when she is sad, she will get back up and flash a smile
She's a pretty woman with beautiful eyes and good taste in music. Very loud, but funny too. She is very soft but gets hurt very easy. She has good friends and loves them just like she loves her family alot.
she reminds me of Nine, she is as caring as her.
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hollywood nine mil

The modern successor to the Hollywood Six Shooter. This pistol can fire an inordinate amount of shots before being reloaded (if that even happens.)
"That is forty shots without reloading!"
"The actor has a Hollywood Nine Mil."
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Dicksy Nine

A sexual position where two men have anal sex with each other at the same time.
Those two nukes are back there in the engine room dicksy nineing it up again.
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Forty-Nined

The art of outplaying someone. Named after one of the many Gods that people believe in.
Man, get forty-nined
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Hixty nine

Two people simultaneously performing a hickey to one another.
Come here baby and nuzzle in my neck, let’s hixty nine each other.
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Nine

A number that come after 8 and before 10
I am nine
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