monkey faced butt muncher

A rim job finished off by giving a raspberry.

I walked into the bathroom and heard the end of a monkey faced butt muncher. I want to cut off my ears.

by bbl2k April 3, 2009

tickle toe penis muncher

A phrase used when feeling anger and discontent when someone in your squad in apex is absolute dog water and only lutes

For fucks sake josh is such a tickle toe penis muncher >:(

by Momloverrr August 9, 2021

fiddle playing dick muncher

A person who craves attention and will do whatever it takes to get it.

GET AWAY FROM ME YOU FIDDLE PLAYING DICK MUNCHER!

by herpiderp March 30, 2016

lid muncher

A person (or persons) with front teeth like bugs bunny while in the act of male oral stimulation get a bit to excited and chomp down on the large purple radish!
Often associated with proding your finger up the other party's khyber pass when in the "69"

"i was biffing this goofy bird last night, she was a right lid muncher"

by sticky lid March 23, 2007

Lesbian Vegan Carpet Muncher

A lesbian who is tired of eating pussy, but will not give into dick. A Vegan Carpet Muncher may eat it sometimes, but may just look the other way. She may eat the occasional steak just to not eat pussy. A Vegan Carpet Muncher has troubles admitting she is a Carpet Muncher, after being a Vegan for so long, she may just give up and be just a regular Carpet Muncher. To spot a Vegan Carpet Muncher just watch for the girls who never eat any pussy, only say, kissing, dildo playing, never any licking of any such.

Christie- So I hear your a Carpet Muncher?
Lori- No, I'm a Vegan Carpet Muncher.
Christie? A what?
Lori- I don't like pussy.
Christie- So then your not a lesbian?
Lori- No, I am. I just don't like pussy.
Christie- So your a Lesbian Vegan Carpet Muncher?
Lori- Yep!!

by Delagodo January 10, 2012

Arabian Male Ass Muncher

An arabian who likes to toss other big hairy men's salads and munch on their inner rectums.

See "Bryan Mitchel Hanna"

by BigPube December 8, 2003

Nazy Cookie-Muncher

Ehm-ay-zuh-eeng girl with a personality to match.
Likes to knock over jars of coffee beans in perfume stores.
Befriends people who fall out of cars.
Likes her veggies.
Is a superhero girl.
And a knight in shining armor.

"It's a bird. It's a broomstick. No. It's Nazy Cookie-Muncher!"
"Isn't that so Nazy Cookie-Muncher?"
"Got Nazy Cookie-Muncher?"

by Heidi Cupcake-Eater February 24, 2008