Morning Trick 

A working gay male who visits a rent boy in the morning before he goes to work.

These men are often in the closet and in a straight marriage or relationship, and so would be unable to make excuses for going out in the evening to visit a rent boy.

Ryan: "Dude, why are you getting up so early? Aren't you hung over?"
Mike: "Yeah, but I wanna catch a couple of morning tricks before breakfast."

Morning Trick by flozz August 23, 2008

Morning Guilt 

Feelings of dissapointment and being ashamed in oneself because of your actions during the night. Morning Guilt usually occurs from either waking up with no money in your wallet, hungover, a ticket, hook-ups/creeping/drunk texts, not remebering what you said to people at the bar, but mostly not accomplishing anything on the weekend. Morning guilt can last up to an hour or until the next East Stroudsburg University weekend.

"Hey man do you have morning guilt?"
- "Yeah"
"Do you want to start drinking again?"
- "Yeah"

Morning Guilt by 2nd St. House April 29, 2011

Morning-wood wack off party

A pre-breakfast gathering of classy gentlemen who unsheath their morning wood or Erections for a little masterbation party. Holding hands is optional. No Homo.

Man, I woke up this morning really lonely and just thought. "I could really use a morning-wood wack off party".

Morning-wood wack off party by The bee's knees August 17, 2013

mooting

(verb) The act of being verbally raped by a judge in a mock-court setting. The nerve-wrecking experience is often experience by law students in their final years of study. WARNING: mooting may cause females to cry.

Law Student 1: "I'm mooting for civil procedure this Thursday"
Law Student 2: "Sheeeeit dude, good-luck and don't forget to bring tissues"

mooting by James Jordan October 30, 2013

Morning Scroll of Shame 

The scroll through your text messages and photos the morning after a drunken night. This is where you can remember what happened throughout the night by viewing your drunken selfies and drunk text messages, most likely to an ex boyfriend/girlfriend.

You better check your morning scroll of shame to figure out what happened last night.

Morning Scroll of Shame by TokenWhiteGirl November 9, 2014

Morningwood blues 

The strong emotional sensation associated with morning wood, or waking up with a boner. It usually results in minor depression and having to pee, only cured by a severely guilt inducing masturbation session to underaged midget porn.

Santiago: aye, compadre, I almost killed my self after watching Lisa Ann take it from a ten year old three footer but it was the only way to get rid of that often morningwood blues.

Phil- whatever man, Ya gotta do what u you gotta do.

Morningwood blues by Shazeef January 8, 2015

Morning Marble 

The female analog to morning wood. When a woman wakes up horny and with an erect clitoris. Usually results in the morning rape of her significant other, or some random passer-by.

Woke up with morning marble today... surprised the shit out of the mailman.

Morning Marble by alfalfa31 January 30, 2016