Hailey merchant

stinky

hailey merchant is very pretty, but she’s stinky.

by ndbfisknfjfndnfnvn September 29, 2021

Shorts Merchant

Shorts Merchant- Somebody who is addicted to wearing shorts 24/7, 365. There is probably 1-2 shorts merchants in your life. Symptoms include general knowledge, use of shorts EVERY DAY and high IQ. This is recognised as a disease and if you discover somebody who is a shorts merchant please report it to the authorities.

"Did Markiplier actually watch the bite of 87? Like real?" - Shorts Merchant

by YhYhSound December 18, 2021

AAC Mercenary

An AAC gun for hire, if by gun you mean AAC instructor.

Although she cordial and professional, when provoked, Stephanie is an AAC mercenary whose rage knows no bounds.

by Chunky Funkle February 21, 2022

Mouse Merchant

A Mouse Merchant is a person who gains all of their victories through pure luck and fraudulent circumstances, therefore making all of their wins “Mickey Mouse” Wins.

Jonas just won another game by camping at max height and avoiding confrontation all game, he’s a real Mouse Merchant!

by Gussington February 28, 2022

monkey mercinary leader

its a mercinary leader who doesnt know how to properly use there army and uses it to threaten people online even tho he is still a monkey

person 1: get fucking shit on

Andrew (monkey mercinary leader) : shut up or ill get the mercinarys on you

person 1: you cant do shit

Andrew : *cries and becomes emo*

by I_ONLY_SPEAK_TRUE_FACTS March 8, 2022

Child Merchant

When you make out with someone under 13

Aye that boy William a Child Merchant

by zooted_official March 15, 2022

Spunk merchant

Someone who hoards spunk (seamen)

Collects it and Laps it up.

She’s a bit of a spunk merchant, she can’t get enough of the white stuff, shes constantly got a cock in her gob.

by Lord Gannet V March 21, 2022