3 definitions by YhYhSound

Shorts Merchant

Shorts Merchant- Somebody who is addicted to wearing shorts 24/7, 365. There is probably 1-2 shorts merchants in your life. Symptoms include general knowledge, use of shorts EVERY DAY and high IQ. This is recognised as a disease and if you discover somebody who is a shorts merchant please report it to the authorities.

"Did Markiplier actually watch the bite of 87? Like real?" - Shorts Merchant

by YhYhSound December 18, 2021

Ron

Typically known as chronic stuff, Increased uses result in side effects such as cat cam, shorts and waffle. Ron is also know as "Kron" "Chronic".

"Hey bro, can mans obtain some of that potent ronium"

by YhYhSound December 17, 2021

merchancy

Something that contains the actions of a merchant.

"Stop with the merchancy"

by YhYhSound January 26, 2022