Manchildren

A term used to define a manchild and all of his friends who are absolute jackals and MANCHILDREN.

"God, Jake and his "squad" are such manchildren."

by Afaggotwhohatesallstraggots February 16, 2022

Manchester United

synonym of trash can
has the worst defences
worst place to be

"Oh no were in Manchester United"

by FooballFan March 28, 2022

Manchild

A man who acts like a child. Full Stop.

Manchildren don't have maidens, for some more info.

by Shiine-1 March 29, 2022

Manchild

A Person who acts so Immature, (Specifically a grown up.) They cry like there is NO fuckin tomorrow as a method to get stuff their own way. (Like caillou, Except older.)

See that guy crying and fartin about not getting a lawnmower? That right there my friend, is a MANCHILD.

by Batteryaciddrinker11 April 1, 2022

Manchego

A feminist

He isn’t a manchego, he likes women in the kitchen.

by stonksandthekiss April 16, 2022

Machochism

Masochism, but macho.

The TV-show ‘Man vs. Wild’ with Bear Grills is so masochistic yet macho, we should define a new word in Urban Dictionary called ‘Machochism’.

by ypschfckro May 9, 2022

Manchester United Masterplan

1. A mistake made by Manchester United or one of its players
2. A reason for Manchester United to do something stupid or produce an embarrassing result
3. Confusing, unsuccessful tactics of Manchester United's managers

"why is Maguire still our captain? why is he still playing every week?"
"Don't worry, it's part of the Manchester United Masterplan"

"We lost to Brighton and Liverpool 4-0"
"We're sandbagging. It's all part of the great Manchester United Masterplan"

"We didn't finish in the top 4. Why do we have to have to see Ronaldo play on Thursday nights?"
"We didn't finish top 4 because we want to win an easier trophy in the form of Europa league, so we can end our 6 year trophy drought. See, it's all part of the Manchester United Masterplan"

by 🅱️oss May 10, 2022