Maasochist

1. An insufferable white Wattpad girl who thinks reading bad YA smut makes her both quirky *and* well read at the same time.

2. A Pickme dudebro who thinks jacking off to bad YA smut makes him a feminist.

Booktok girl: Heyyy are you a fellow Maasochist? I looooove all of the hot fairy fucking, which boy is your favorite?

Normal woman: Christsakes just let me read my Leguin in peace.

Booktok girl: OMG gatekeeper much??

by technicallynotarson September 18, 2023

Malcom

Now as you see Malcom is very very dry person/friend he goes at the same school as me as u see well I mean you can’t see but he’s emo and well I guess transgender or either femboy but anyways skipping on he’s SUPER dry :3 and kinda racist but he’ll always be our friend and we’ll not miss him next year 😊

“Oh hey Malcom”

by Moodlezz December 12, 2023

Malcolm

As you see this word is about a friend but the friend is really dry…probably drier then the desert or

something…..BUT anyways yeah my friend Malcolm is very racist but good friend-ish he does hang out with us at recess and lunch (sometimes) he’s an assho- ahem he’s a good guy and annoying person

and sometimes sus…and racist….but we’re not on that side of him ahem no no not that side we’re on the good side! But er yeah…there we go IVE known him for almost 3-4 years now I hope he reads this cuz he’ll remember me pfft right?..probably not cuz by the time he dies and turns into ashes I’ll still be alive 💥💥😎😎😎

“Oh hey it’s Malcolm”

by Noodles ramen December 12, 2023

malformed idiot baby

evil way to say disabled. this word is usually used to make fun of someone for acting acoustic or restarded. usually used by high schoolers.

A: "goo goo gaa gaa i like toes AHEEEEE"
B: "you are a malformed idiot baby."

by idiot_in_poop December 20, 2023

Malcom X

Died as a loser!? How!? Because he said regretted his more violent rhetoric? What the fuck are you talking about?

Hym "And in recent years there's be a resurgence of praise for the rhetoric and wisdom of Malcom X and condemnation of MLK as 'not as much of a saint as we're lead to believe.' He died in the same exactly way as MLK and quotes that can be attributed to him still occupy spacing in the zeitgeist. 'Live fast die young'. 'A man who stands for nothing will fall for anything.' It isn't that Maclom X didn't contribute to the civil rights movement inna significant way, you're undermining his contribution BECAUSE of the violence. And they reason the Palestinians can't do what MLK did is because WHEN THEY DID DO WHAT MLK DID, Israeli sniper shot into the crowd killing children and journalists on several occasions. You're trying to act like there has never been any Israeli to Palestinian violence that predates Oct 7 and that just isn't the case."

by Hym Iam January 6, 2024

Malcolm

1. Just that guy
2. Batman

Of course he learnt how to fly a jet from watching Top Gun Maverick, he's Malcolm!

by That khd January 15, 2024

Malcolm

A male person who wants to get gang banged by BBC. These type of people often wear sluty female cloths. DO NOT ENGAGE WITH THESE PEOPLE. (Unless you are a horny black guy)

Person 1: I just got banged by 5 black dudes

Person 2: Omg you are such a malcolm

by Soggy biscuit enjoyer January 30, 2024