washing machine thing 

washing machine thing is when your step sis or step mom gets stuck in the washer/dryer and you fuck them

Step mom: hey son, can you get me out of the washer

Step son: Sure mom let me just poke you in your ass with this thing

Step mom: ok is it the washing machine thing

Step son: YES

washing machine thing by gotermoter1013 December 18, 2019

step bro im stuck in the washing machine 

A fucked tik tok trend

"STEP BRO IM STUCK IN THE WASHING MACHINE" -Step sis -???

step bro im stuck in the washing machine by bob_the_cop February 7, 2021

cheese machine 

1) A machine that, when filled with different types of cheese, transports said cheese into one's pocket, the perfect place for all of your cheese.

2) A form of currency used to buy cheese machines, approximately 3 cheese machines can be exchanged for one cheese machine. It should be noted that this is no different than the first definition except in this instance the machine is being used as currency instead of a high tech dairy teleporter.

1) "Where you cheeses goin' today? We're going to cheeseland...everybody gonna go to cheeseland...eh uh...CHEESE MACHINE!"

2) "How much do you think this wonderful machine costs?"
"Oh I'd say about 6 or 7,000 dollars."
"That's where you're wrong my friend, you can get this cheese machine with three easy payments of the cheese machine."

"See, now I would have thought you'd have paid with money."
"Nope, you pay with cheese machines. Soon everything in the world will be bought with cheese machines...because of the economy and stuff."

cheese machine by Jeralide December 4, 2009

blood machine 

A violent sounding term for the word "heart."

My blood machine must have been pumping at about 125 bpm after the marathon!

blood machine by FMchubs May 18, 2005

fireplace answering machine bullshit 

n.- anything that sucks or is completely pointless.

I'm sick of all the fireplace answering machine bullshit paypal puts you through to create an account.

fireplace answering machine bullshit by Grams of Justin April 5, 2005

angry time machine 

when you are fucking a girl so hard that she travels back in time and gets eaten by a dinosouar

Tom: Where is Jenny
Cam: I gave her a angry time machine last night
Tom; Oh so thats where she is

angry time machine by qaswedfrtghyyujkiol;p November 2, 2009

Washing Machine 

A type of kiss where both tongues go in a circular motion mimicking a washing machine

“I heard Lisa and John were doing the washing machine behind school yesterday!”

Washing Machine by SAC July 31, 2019