shake the monster

To pee, take a leak. Implying that you have a large penis.

I'll be right back fellas, I've gotta go and shake the monster.

shake the monster by hankthefourth March 8, 2021

The Green Monster

When fucking a chick with green hair from behind...you pull out and shoot your semen over her head while also playing the final out of the 2004 World Series saying Boston is the World Champs.

Tom: How did you date go last night Chris
Chris: It went awesome!! We went back to my place after dinner, and I gave her The Green Monster!

The Green Monster by IVIR Pay2Play May 17, 2021

the monster 

aids

he has the monster

the monster by op October 20, 2003

MegaHo Monster

A girl who is really dirty. Almost like a smelly pirate hooker, but worse.

Damn homie look at that nasty bitch!

Yeah Dude! Shes a real MegaHo Monster

MegaHo Monster by BIG YETI DICK January 20, 2007

chametz monster 

A place where chametz (and non-Passover dishes) are stored during Passover.

Jewish law requires Jewish people to refrain from ownership of chametz during Passover. Chametz owned by a Jew before Passover may be kept for use after Passover if it is sold to a gentile. If so, it may remain in the Jew's dwelling if stored out of sight.

In some homes, the area the owner has designated for storage looks like a monster mouth, hence the name "chametz monster."

We must put all our chametz in the chametz monster.

chametz monster by Bed time April 14, 2010

head monster 

a person (usually a female) who "gives head" (oral sex) with frequency and is known for this. also used to term high school sluts who don't put out but "go down"

Allison is definitely a head monster who has blown the entire senior basketball team.

head monster by lisagirl April 7, 2003

Nc Sewer Monster

An all intelligent being inhabiting the sewers of North Carolina. His plans for world domination are almost complete but he must wait for the super friends to disband because they're his only enemy (and so is zombie rorshac from the movie - watchmen).

His joys are a 6 pack of beer. 4 chicken nuggets of a 6 mcchicken nugget meal. And sewer.

1: hey dog have you seen the nc sewer monster on da newz?
2: hell yaz homies we about to bust a cap in dat cats azz tryin to be up in r hood da north cacky lacky
1: hell yaz

Nc Sewer Monster by NOT THE NCSEWERMONSTER July 31, 2009