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lomft

This means Laughing on my fucking toes
Person 1:*Sends funny video*
Person 2: lomft!
by John Wock May 21, 2023
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Loft Dweller

An alternative for Basement Dweller for those who lack a basement. Attic Dweller is also an acceptable alternative.
David: "We need to get Mikey out of the loft. He's turning into a Loft Dweller."
Finn: "What can we do? He doesn't have a basement."
by BlueXander May 30, 2023
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Lofty

Oh man that guy is lofty”

“I feel bad for him”
by Oscargee’s dad June 13, 2023
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Lofting

(verb): to loft, The act of not replying to a message due to a relaxed or lazy state, without intending to ignore the sender.

Lofted, Loft, Loftiness

-Nickey Knoxx c. 2024
Sorry for lofting you, I replied I just forgot to hit send.
by Nickey Knoxx July 13, 2024
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Lofting

(verb): to loft, The act of not replying to a message due to a relaxed or lazy state, without intending to ignore the sender.

Lofted, Loft, Loftiness

-Nickey Knoxx c. 2024
Sorry for lofting you, I replied I just forgot to hit send.
by Nickey Knoxx July 13, 2024
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Looters Paradox

The "Looters Paradox" is a phenomenon that occurs in survival games and looter shooters, where the Player or "Looter" cannot find the item they are desperately looking for when they are putting their effort into looking for it, but will find it when they've forgotten about it or are looking for a completely different item.

It's a frustrating battle with a games RNG that always seems to target you at odd moments. For example, if the player is looking for an "Apple", they will not find the apple, but will only find Bananas and Oranges. But the moment they top looking for the Apple and start looking for the Bananas and Oranges, they will only find the apple.
"Ugh, I've been looking for this item for hours, but I just cannot find it! I hate the looters paradox!"
"Wh-... what the f---? Why is it always that, when I stop looking for this item, it is all I will ever find?!"
by P3trich0r July 19, 2024
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Looted

To remove an individual of all their personal belongings.
Yo you heard what they did to Tyrone? Yea I heard they looted him and took all of his personal belongings.
by Lorde Looted November 22, 2023
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