To be so drunk that one is unable to speak, see, or hear, such as how Helen Keller was unable to do any of those things.
"Yo man I'm gonna get soooo kellered tonight that I'm still gonna be drunk when I go to work tomorrow."
by Lorne Park Drinking Team June 9, 2007
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Dead public access TV personality that had a hip-hop call-in show at 1:30 am Sat. nights from Metro TV in N.Y.C. Was younger brother of Max Kellerman of Fox TV. Sam was also in the first Yankee Network TV commercials and a car commercial afterwards. Believed he moved to LA to pursue a career in sports journalism in boxing. Ironically twist has it his friend and roommate, a/k/a The Harlem Hammer had known Kellerman for about 30 years, is now his killer.
Was beaten to death in L.A. by his boxer friend who then stole his car and was at large for 48 hours till the cops caught him.
by it's a riddle October 25, 2004
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I was listening to Kidd Kraddick this morning and Kellie Rasberry kept talking about her next door neighbor named Cosmo Brockinton and chicken bogs.
by KKITM listener March 30, 2009
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