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juno uranus

Eating pumpkin pie out of someone’s anus while wearing clown makeup.
Joani asked John, do you want me to juno uranus?
by Hillbilly Hustler November 1, 2017
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Juno

A small brown dog, that people call a stupid bitch
Person 1: is that your dog?
person 2: yeah her name us Juno
by Sidewhore May 4, 2018
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Junior Roller Derby

Junior roller derby is the sport of roller derby, modified for teens and kids .
by Mayacharlie March 11, 2018
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junior hacksaw

The hard thrusting of the index, middle and ring finger into the anal region. It is often used to intimidate young members of a workforce .
Wargwan bombaclart did ya see me junior hacksaw on Jason. I think it's taught a lesson.
by SWAGMANGEORGE July 13, 2018
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Junction City Butt Flute

The Juction City Butt Flute (JCBF), is a primitive musical instrument, that can be easily made by simply inserting two blades of grass into one's anus. When the musician farts, the hot gas causes the blades of grass to vibrate, which generates a "tooooooo" sound. The pitch and cadence of the sound is a function of the quantity and moisture content of the fart expelled, as well as the forcefulnes of the expulsion. It is widely believed that the JCBF was invented in Junction City, Kansas by street urchins in the 1970s.
Ma: "dinner's ready"
Son: "toooooooo "
Pa: "Goddamnit son, quit playin' that Junction City Butt Flute!!!!"
by Big nad August 3, 2018
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Juno

Juno it is raining today, Hulio?
by Exersize313 October 4, 2018
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Juno

Juno, you’re fat!
by Junooooo May 26, 2019
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