An even jump is a jump that is so perfect. The back of your feet line up with perfectly with the edge of what you're jumping on. It's usually said when this happens in video games, although it can happen in real life and can happen to anything or anyone that's jumping on something.
by Retard_Ryan February 11, 2023
by Zoekat96 April 28, 2020
A very rude, offensive, and arrogant person; Jumps into situations one doesn't belong in, or acts out of nowhere.
"Really? Leaving dirty dishes in the fucking sink again ?!" "Okay, jump cunt. I haven't been home for 3 days. How was it me?"
"I can't believe you did that to her! I'm going to kick the shit out of you!" "Fuck you, jump cunt! You don't even know the whole story!"
"I can't believe you did that to her! I'm going to kick the shit out of you!" "Fuck you, jump cunt! You don't even know the whole story!"
by InLłkeFlynn August 26, 2013
paige and grace are always jumping to conclusions when no one else is in the group facetime
they think that everyone else is in another chat talking shit about them
they think that everyone else is in another chat talking shit about them
by gordo the dog July 09, 2019
Isaiah: Chantz through me an alley oop and I got a Lucky Jump and then I dunked it.
Me: Well go touch rim.
Isaiah: Naw bro I can't
Me: Well go touch rim.
Isaiah: Naw bro I can't
by CJDCJD March 15, 2011
by TheEldestDragon December 30, 2022
Abrupt change in topic of conversation or thought through triggered words
It comes from the idea that men's brains work like waffles, everything has a category.
Where as a woman's brain works like noodles, everything is connected.
When I man tries to think like a woman, he has to jump waffles squares to keep up.
It comes from the idea that men's brains work like waffles, everything has a category.
Where as a woman's brain works like noodles, everything is connected.
When I man tries to think like a woman, he has to jump waffles squares to keep up.
Vickey: what's a good resturant?
Sam: have you been to that new Chinese place on main?
Vickey: I FORGOT TO PAY MY SUBCRIPTION TO WOW
Sam: woah waffle jump much?
Vickey: sorry you said "main" which made me think of my main character on WOW which reminded me I forgot to renew my subscription
Sam: have you been to that new Chinese place on main?
Vickey: I FORGOT TO PAY MY SUBCRIPTION TO WOW
Sam: woah waffle jump much?
Vickey: sorry you said "main" which made me think of my main character on WOW which reminded me I forgot to renew my subscription
by paleandmale May 25, 2014