Thanatoid Jones

Meaty Progressive Rock, spiced with a little New Age salt and Country pepper.

I love Thanatoid Jones.

by Mo December 4, 2004

Jonesy

The name of STARK's kickass guitar player.

Nothing like having Jonesy stop by your job with a bottle of Jameson to make some Irish Coffees on St. Pattys.

by cx13 June 11, 2006

Chris Jones

When you sleep with a bi-polar chick during her manic phase.

That guy's doing a Chris Jones and totally preying on that bipolar chick's manic hornyness.

by flybuyzzz August 21, 2011

Mike Jonesing

(N.) A sexual position in which a male performs oral upon another man, preferably in a high school bathroom.

Dude 1: I hope V.P. Mrs. Jones doesn't find out that Mike Jones was Mike Jonesing Isaac Cady again on school ground!
Dude 2: Me too.

by Thomas Bauer November 11, 2006

mike jones

mike jones-
def 1. A member of the swisher house swisha house

def 2. An anthem in the streets

Mike Jones- "If u aint Mike Jones from the Swisha House with the Swisha house piece and chain..."

Who? Mike Jones! Who? Mike Jones!

by James July 25, 2004

bridget joneses

Big full-coverage women's underpants

The wind blew up my skirt, but at least I had on my bridget joneses

by Gillygate September 12, 2008

luke jones

The greatest person of all time. After Jesus /god❤️. Best basketball player ever🏀🔥.

Luke Jones is the G. O. A. T.

by Alexis2342 June 21, 2017