norah jones

A term coined in albuquerque as a combination of "No" and "Ora (as in Orale)." Can be used as an exclamatory phrase or as a comparative term. Created by the bowlas.

Norah Jones, bro! That's sick!

It's hot as a Norah out here.

by Alex McCue January 12, 2008

mike jones

rap (and real) version of "south park"-'s timmy.

"announcer: and now ... introducing ... timmmy ... and the lords of the under-world!
*band plays some type of sound variation resembling 'metal'*
timmy: timmy!"

-or-

"DJ:now the latest hit from mike jones, 'mike jones,' off the album <u>mike jones</u>!
mike jones: mike jones!"

by spitinacopsface March 8, 2007

Landry Jones

Pathetic-looking mustache somehow redeemed by the heroic acts and talent of its owner

Dude 1: "How can that guy get away with that stache?"

Dude 2: "It's only because it's a Landry Jones--fear the stache, man"

by STM10 September 20, 2009

phil jones

A terrible football player for Manchester United, he is a defender who cant defend.

Wife; Did you bring condoms
Me; No but Phil Jones will protect us
*wife becomes pregnant*

by Lord of the sun February 17, 2019

Mr Jones

A pedophile who likes to hide kids in the basement and store their genitals

He likes to look at girls and find out where his students live

When turned down by the girls he pursues the boys

Mr Jones loves kiddies

Girl 1 : That girl has been touched by mr Jones

Girl 2 : omg that happened to me in primary

Mr Jones : come here my kiddies

by ELLIE CLAYY22 July 11, 2019

Mike Jones

A kid I grew up with in Wyoming nicknamed "Tripod" because he was hung like a donkey. tripod

Holly shit Mike! That thing looks like a third leg and is as big around as a beer can.

by Sally March 10, 2005

Ciaran Jones

Ciaran jones is the most handsome and sexually pleasing person you will ever meet, Ciaran will spit on you to loob you up and then completely plow you for hours. he has a gorgeous smile and is tall dark and handsome he is also good with kids (like very good). he is open to pegging and is so attractive to all genders, he makes lesbians have second thoughts. his testicles are filled to the brim with spunk its like and ice cream machine and boy is it a hot day. if he was an ice cream hed be a lolly ice because he is so tasty to suck.

woah Ciaran Jones is it all in yet? oh ok how disappointing.

Ciaran Jones do you ever clean your arse?
you have bum fluff back here Ciaran Jones
did you wax your pubes? Ciaran Jones

by hunky hendo May 23, 2022