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dina and joey

One of the best couples in the world.They love each other.They care about each other.Dina and Joey are so cute together.
"Look at Dina and Joey,they really care about each other"
"Dina and Joey are so cute"
"Dina and Joey are #couplegoals
by Moffoga August 8, 2017
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Joey Greco

The T.V. personality who should have his own "Jerry Springer" type of show.
"I miss Joey Greco being the host of 'Cheaters', bro."

"Fuck yeah...I'll raise a glass to that!"

"Yeah. So anyway, bro ...what you gonna do when we dip out the bar?"

"Gonna go hook up with my side piece."
by CBinion91 September 19, 2021
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Toasted Joey

When an absolute rocket melts marshmallows.

For an even cheekier version, add chocolate.
I’m going make some toasted Joey’s tonight
by Lucytherocket December 24, 2020
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Jerkin' Joey

The act of jerking off into the pouch of a kangaroo.
Adam was high as fuck on Pseudoephedrine and jerked off in that kangaroo's pouch, he's a regular Jerkin' Joey!
by BreakBeatDrums October 19, 2015
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Joey Kangaurou

That boi who look a Stephen Colbert. Deepen dat voice and boombox comedy all over. No rock is to small for Joey Kangaurou.
Welcome back to the late show my name is Rou Rou also Joey Kangaurou
by DatGermanGu-i March 6, 2019
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Joey Jordison

Mediocre-at-best drummer for NU METAL band Slipknot, who, despite not having any particularly exceptional talent, is heralded as "the fastest drummer ever" by Slipknot's legions of cretinous fans.

I mean, compared to other Nu Metal drummers, he's pretty good, but considering the Nu Metal genre as a whole, that isn't saying much.

I mean, seriously, what the fuck? Fastest drummer EVER? I don't think so.

For all those who remain unconvinced, check out Cryptopsy's None So Vile album. While it's almost guaranteed that nearly every run-of-the-mill Mallcore/Nu Metal kid will lack the capacity to appreciate cryptopsy's excellence, just focus on the drumming. If that doesn't eliminate this absurd conception that Joey Jordison is even close to ranking amongst the world's fastest drummers, then I don't think anything will.
Just go on youtube and search "Flo Mounier Rehearsing Phobophile." I would link directly to it but this asshole website won't let me.

So, there you have it. A rehearsal take from Phobophile, one of the songs on the aforementioned Cryptopsy album, None So Vile.

If, when compared against Joey Jordisons drumming, you still think that Joey's faster, then there's something wrong with you.

As an amusing side-note, not so long ago I heard a couple of Slipknot fans talking about how Joey was, in fact, the fastest drummer in the world... I just chuckled.
by Wormaldson July 11, 2009
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joey hole

If she dont quit bitching, I'll hit her in the joey hole.
by d pack April 30, 2008
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