Joe Biden's asshole cigars

I witnessed Joe Biden's asshole cigars
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“I-I love you Donnie!”
Shhh, Joey pooks, no one has to know.”
“I-I love you Donnie!”
Shhh, Joey pooks, no one has to know.”
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A Joe Biden

A Joe Biden is an action in which someone falls upstairs, somehow defying the laws of gravity and physics as we know it.
“I was carrying my LEGO White House upstairs, but I did a Joe Biden and the set is now in pieces!”
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joe donald trump biden rap

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After the Cold War, joe biden got ass surgery to plump it up. But because of this, his asshole got infected because the doctors didn't have any clean tools because of the cold war. Joe Biden's ass was so fucking big that it created an apartheid between his two cheeks. His favourite thing to feed his asshole was ice cream flavoured dildo.

He goes to IKEA and buys swedish meatballs.

~New Jersey~
He goes to Obama's state and shoves that flacid condom up his urethra. Obama dislikes it.

After the Cold War, obama got ass surgery to plump it up. But because of this, his asshole got infected because the doctors didn't have any clean tools because of the cold war. Obama's ass was so fucking big that it created an apartheid between his two cheeks. His favourite thing to feed his asshole was "fellow american" flavoured dildo.
WOW! Joe Biden's fat and bloody ass sloppin all over Obama was a fucking masterpiece!

I pissed bloody urine for the past 10 years and the doctors told me to fuck off.
by merdeur merdesse March 09, 2024
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Saint Joe Biden

Saint Joe Biden, is what liberals, will call President Biden, a century from now.
Let's pray to Saint Joe Biden, humble servant of the Obamachrist, that America is back, and shall rule the cosmos, forever, and ever! Amen!
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Frick Joe Biden

How children can criticize Joe Biden, without getting hormonally sterilized into another gender.
Frick Joe Biden, I can walk better than him.
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