by Jess Hardwicke August 2, 2018
Get the Jess Hardwickemug. is the current Director of the Federal Bureau of Control. Jesse isn't the usual sarcastic, quippy girl you used to know. Her appearance is unremarkable and somewhat disheveled, she's pretty humorless, and, at times, her behavior borders on desperate. However Jesse is striking, not just because of her bright red hair and her strong jaw but because she stands with her shoulders squared, feet planted like she’s ready to fight. It is kind of sexy that she has that confidence.
by Chatur Singh November 23, 2021
Get the Jesse Fadenmug. A guy who is unbelievably amazing in bed. The best fuck around and able to go for hours when properly aroused. He may come across as totally gay, but you will thank God that he is not. Although immature and a bit of a penis wrinkle, he has a big heart and is worth your love.
by Tuffmuff February 7, 2020
Get the Jesse G.mug. by Gayahhninja March 23, 2023
Get the Jessing-Outmug. The cure to the current economic crisis in the European nation of Greece. Most easily brought upon by the actor John Stamos.
I don't know why they don't send John Stamos back to Greece, his Uncle-Jesseness could clean that country up real quick.
by DannyKRage May 16, 2012
Get the Uncle-Jessenessmug. Two thumbs up awesome! Does everything she can for her children and family without looking for anything in return. Hard worker, sexy, loyal and very crafty with a little side of crazy.
by brian fantana May 9, 2014
Get the Jesse Marksmug. An absolute barrel. Some would describe this as an abomination. This largely obese dog weighs in at approximately 169kg.
Holy shit , is that fricking ‘Jesse Searle’
‘Jesse last walk around the block, she’s getting old know the barrel’
‘Jesse last walk around the block, she’s getting old know the barrel’
by George Flord November 9, 2022
Get the Jesse Searlemug.