jess and archie

the most amazing couple who have been together since the start of high school and are soulmates ❤️

“Jess and Archie are made for each other “

by bum nuggets February 19, 2021

Jesse Kazmerick

A dirty ass blonde kid who hasn’t showered in 5 years and smells like ass. Also he has a mangina.

“Omg you smell disgusting. You must be a Jesse kazmerick”

by Ben La Dumbass November 2, 2020

Jesse G.

A guy who is unbelievably amazing in bed. The best fuck around and able to go for hours when properly aroused. He may come across as totally gay, but you will thank God that he is not. Although immature and a bit of a penis wrinkle, he has a big heart and is worth your love.

“I had myself a Jesse G. last night and now I’m walking funny”

by Tuffmuff February 7, 2020

Jesse Webb

A unscrupulous scumbag low life that feeds on fear. A destroyer of life.

I got Jesse Webbed during my entire marriage!!

by Targetslayer#! August 13, 2020

Jesse and Brant

Two homos who love doing anal together

Wow look it’s Jesse and Brant

by Jabarg123 January 13, 2021

Uncle-Jesseness

The cure to the current economic crisis in the European nation of Greece. Most easily brought upon by the actor John Stamos.

I don't know why they don't send John Stamos back to Greece, his Uncle-Jesseness could clean that country up real quick.

by DannyKRage May 16, 2012

Jesse Marks

Two thumbs up awesome! Does everything she can for her children and family without looking for anything in return. Hard worker, sexy, loyal and very crafty with a little side of crazy.

You have yourself a real Jesse Marks if she starts dating you.

by brian fantana May 9, 2014