Uncle-Jesseness

The cure to the current economic crisis in the European nation of Greece. Most easily brought upon by the actor John Stamos.

I don't know why they don't send John Stamos back to Greece, his Uncle-Jesseness could clean that country up real quick.

by DannyKRage May 16, 2012

Jessing-Out

When someone is being incredibly irate over small actions/phrases

“You’re Jessing-Out right now”

“ITS NOT MY FAULT YOU CAN’T SPELL ANTI-DISESTABLISHMENTARIANISM”

by Gayahhninja March 23, 2023

Jess Greaves

Likes to stick saucy lettuce to her clothes and will bite you if you don’t give her enough attention.

Jess Greaves likes rusty spoons.

by shreksthridnipple March 29, 2023

The Jesse effect

Jesse: average dutch guy's name

Dating app expression for when you have swiped left too many times that when a very average guy shows up you swipe right for him

friend 1: Dude, why aren't you answering this guy?
friend 2: Oh... it must have been the Jesse effect

by nondutchies January 31, 2023

Jess/Jessie

A group of closeted Gay Christian men who may or may not be married to women. They often plan trips together without their beards.

That man over there is a major Jess/Jessie.

by Thriller Man February 11, 2023

Jesse Stuart

Hide your kids, hide your wife, because Jesse will rape them in the bum whole. Jesse like to hang out with rawiri Paulson and Ryan Bromage.

WTF, what is Jesse Stuart doing with that kid!

by Yeetdog2000 October 16, 2019

Jesse Kazmerick

A dirty ass blonde kid who hasn’t showered in 5 years and smells like ass. Also he has a mangina.

“Omg you smell disgusting. You must be a Jesse kazmerick”

by Ben La Dumbass November 2, 2020