scheme rat

Someone in the uk who lives in a council housing scheme, these people are usually jobless and have countless children. They spend most of there day watching Jeremy Kyle or walking to the shops for cheap cider and lager usually wearing pyjamas and fake ugg boots.

I met a girl on Saturday night but I have been deliberately missing her calls because she's nothing but a scheme rat.

That scumbag Stevie is nothing but a scheme rat he spends his days drinking cider and smoking weed

by Djc2508 January 23, 2014

Valley Rats

A little group that gets fucked up by quay rats and valley rats sit on there buts all day do Molly and was there lives

Valley rats suck a dick

by Duck suck March 1, 2019

rats winkle

An exclamation of disgust because of failure. Most often used by the elderly or those of high intelligence.

"Aw rats winkle, the damn dog shit on my porch again!"

"Oh rats winkle, it seems the DOW is down again."

by Big Darcher December 21, 2008

Rats Mouse

Similar to “the bee’s knee’s” but instead of being a good thing, it’s the complete opposite.

“Taking it up my ass was such a Rats Mouse! Now I have hemorrhoids...”

by Darktiger128 October 13, 2019

Binge Rat

One who watches entire seasons of a tv show in a weekend.

Laura is a binge rat. The girl watched all of season one over the weekend while eating cheese doodles on her fetid couch.

by Jody South August 19, 2021

Wash A Rat

WAR; When one party has plans to execute an enemy by any means necessary. This party considers their enemy to be a rat.

1. He was giving all our intel to pigs. It’s time to wash a rat.

2. This hating ass pig always got something to say, I’m ready to wash a rat.

by anz91 January 11, 2022

yogurt rat

A yogurt rat is a species of douchebag. The word originated directly from the latin root of "dumbass". You use this nickname as an insult to call someone stupid and genuinely roast their ass. Have fun. Oh, by the way.... if your name is francisco...... feel targeted by others :)

Person 1: "Hey, did you see Franny today?"
Person 2: "Ugh yeah, he's such a yogurt rat *scoff*."

by ok but your mom March 23, 2019