Morning Wettie

A morning woodie for girls. When you wake up wet as fuck.

Omg I woke up with the wettest morning wettie!

by Hetril August 3, 2016

morning biscut

When you give a girl head in the morning, or whenever she wakes up.

"Tristan gave me a morning biscut and I couldn't have started my day off any better."

by cheetonoodle May 14, 2018

Morning Drip

The urge to pee in the morning even though only afew drops may come out.

I had to pee so bad when I woke up but when I got the the bathroom I only got about six drops out. I HATE the morning drip

by Fornachon March 25, 2011

morning wood

This phenomenon occurs when you awake and realize you have a hard on.

The best way to deal with it is flash the first hour class with an outline of your bone, or to relentlessly fap before you go to school.

morning wood, if not properly taken care of, can cause Erectile Dysfunction

by Demon Phoenix 1337 October 3, 2004

Morning Juice

The semi-fluid diarrhea that comes after a night of excessive alcohol consumption.

Uhh, sorry Jeff, I just stained your porcelain toilet with my Morning Juice.

by F.E. Forster December 1, 2003

morning glory

alcoholic cocktail named for its tenancy to produce serious hangovers the next day.

the morning glory mix - 1 litre vodka

70cl red wkd

70cl blue wkd

70cl smirnoff ice lemon

70cl peach schnapps

4 shots of whiskey

this manages to taste like jelly, get you shit-faced and be neon purple at the same time.
Feel free to create you own variation!

"Dude I woke up with a killer hangover"
"How?"
"I was drinking Morning Glory last night"
"Dumbass"

by Hot Stuff! April 23, 2010

Morning Log

n. When a male gets a boner when they wake up from a long sleep.

Usually they might have a nocturnal admission during it.

Friend named eric:"John your gay" John "No i not i have a morning Log when i was thinking about u" Eric " John your a dumbass and stop raping me"

by mr.smarts January 26, 2011