rip a new a--hole

attack someone verbally, yell at someone, criticize someone loudly

by Mindy August 1, 2003

A hoot and a holler

A very fun and entertaining time

Come to the party with us tonight, it’s going to be a hoot and a holler!

by kuntrykrazy66 May 19, 2020

Holy Shit Grip

The handles located in a vehicle that you grasp, usually while proclaiming "Holy SHIT!" at the top of your lungs. Whether or not there is actually any impending danger is irrelevant.

See Oh shit handle or oh shit bar for slightly different examples.

"Holy SHIT did you see that guy?? I had to go for the holy shit grip to support me in my moment of disbelief!"

by Scott-tron 9001 December 11, 2006

holiweek

A holiday that is extended to be a week-long celebration.

The week of St. Patrick's Day is in fact a holiweek since it is seen to be most appropriate to drink alcohol heavily days prior to the holiday, as well as the day of, to respect the true meaning of the holiday.

by milingr March 11, 2008

Hole Poker

Either a man or women who pokes holes with needles in contraceptives in hopes of trapping their friend with benefits.

Rey: Hey bro i just got off the phone with Nikki and she's prego.. WTF am i gonna do?

JHill: well stupid ass did you use protection?

Rey: yes every time!

JHill: Did you bring the condoms or did she?

Rey: well when we were at my house we used mine and when we were at her house we used hers, why?

JHill: You always ALWAYS bring your own... She's a hole poker!

by Nessy810 September 3, 2009

Holiday Amnesia

When you forget about presents you bought someone for Christmas. Usually occurs because gifts were bought after Christmas or in the summer when they're not as expensive

Mike: Where'd you get that new skateboard? It's June.
Jim: My mom found it in her closet. She said it was from last Christmas
Mike: She must have suffered from Holiday Amnesia

by J_F7 January 3, 2010

Hollenberg Streamer

Where one climbs up onto the highest piece of furniture in a room and then urinates on to their partner before, during or after sex. Usually performed on Shabbos. Some variants involve the use of a dreidel as a timer where the urination must continue until the dreidel stops spinning.

Dude, last night I pulled a proper Hollenberg Streamer from the top of the dresser onto that stuck up chick from JDate.

by thatoneguy12rw June 23, 2010