We're moving out of our place next month, so you're invited to our house cooling party this Saturday. Please bring your own bag, and be prepared to go home with some lovely parting gifts.
by The C Money January 31, 2005
Get the House Cooling Party mug.1. When someone is an ass and really pisses you off, you put them in the dog house.
2. You hurt my feelings, screw you.
3. When a man forgets his anniversary, his wife can put him in the dog house.
2. You hurt my feelings, screw you.
3. When a man forgets his anniversary, his wife can put him in the dog house.
by Jamie Savard January 9, 2004
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Kobe Bryant: Here, baby...I hope this house on a finger makes up for the fact that I forced anal sex on a hotel worker and violated our marriage vows all in the same stroke.
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Tiger Woods: Here baby...I hope this house on a finger makes up for all the skank tapping I've been doing lately. Please don't beat my ass with a golf club anymore...
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Tiger Woods: Here baby...I hope this house on a finger makes up for all the skank tapping I've been doing lately. Please don't beat my ass with a golf club anymore...
by justsaynotocheatingasswipe November 30, 2009
Get the House on a Finger mug.Person without a permanent place of residence and who needs other people's homes to shower, eat and sleep every night. When that's the case those people have a housebuddy.
Housebuddy's usually don't give anything in return, sex for them is just another great add-on to the total package of showering, eating and sleeping.
Housebuddy's usually don't give anything in return, sex for them is just another great add-on to the total package of showering, eating and sleeping.
by Vortex genious December 9, 2006
Get the Housebuddy mug.A man that lives in a fraternity house and acts like a house director. He interacts with alumni and parents, oversees maintenance, and manages the budget
The housedad had to call the air conditioning company today to have them repair the air conditioner in the fraternity house.
by beckster440 March 1, 2009
Get the housedad mug.Houschee or, in Europe, Housche (pronounced 'WHO-SHEE')
A Beave (vajayjay) that is in a state of wild, uncontrolled, untamed disorder; unkempt, unshaven, untrimmed, unmaintained. Basically a messy, hairy twat.
A Beave (vajayjay) that is in a state of wild, uncontrolled, untamed disorder; unkempt, unshaven, untrimmed, unmaintained. Basically a messy, hairy twat.
N. I was all jacked to get w/her, but when we got neked I was grossed out to see that she had a Houschee.
Adj. Thanks for dumping out the lego on the floor asshole - you just Houschee'd it all up.
Adv. Who's going to clean up the Lego Houschee?
V. I just Houschee'd his hair all up.
Prop. N. I can't even call you a messy slob, cuz, truth be told, you're a straight-up Houschee.
Adj. Thanks for dumping out the lego on the floor asshole - you just Houschee'd it all up.
Adv. Who's going to clean up the Lego Houschee?
V. I just Houschee'd his hair all up.
Prop. N. I can't even call you a messy slob, cuz, truth be told, you're a straight-up Houschee.
by jeffermac September 10, 2011
Get the Houschee mug.collection of horror stories shown on tv in the uk.probably thought they were quite scary as a young person.but if you watch now there not.except for the opening titles ,with that creepy statue,and what appears to be john gielgud creeping around his second floor flat ,is it sir john ...i think thats his title anyway it doesnt matter i think hes dead.
not going out tonight staying in to watch hammer house of horror,i hope its the one with suzanne daniel that never seems to be on . cant remember what its about to busy knocking one out for the full hour.....
by mart70 April 27, 2009
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