Guitar Zero

A person who thinks and acts as if they are good at the game Guitar Hero, but in reality, they are horrible

Guitar Zero: Yo, let's go to my house and rip it up at guitar hero, i'm nasty... i'll beat anyone

Person: year right dude, you suck

by Teddi April 20, 2007

guitarthritus

the cramping of the joints in the hand from excessive aggression towards the play of activisions guitar hero.

"sorry guys, I can't play anymore... I've got guitarthritus"

by Peshoi January 22, 2008

guitar hero eyes

when your eyes get blood shot from playing too much guitar hero. you don't have time to blink when the notes are going so fast!

-woah!!! are you stoned? your eyes are so blood shot.
-nope! i just played way too much guitar hero today thats all, so now i have guitar hero eyes.

by bitch basket fagola November 27, 2009

goo guitar

A strand of love fluid (either male or female in origin) stretching from one's finger to another's sex organs after a sexual experience. Can be plucked like a guitar string.

After Johnny poked Ashley, he reached down and played the goo guitar.

by belfedot January 16, 2003

Guitar Hero

One of the greatest games ever made by man. Includes a setlits full of such hits as Iron Man, Killer Queen, Spanish Castle Magic, and much, much more. There is an ongoing war between 'gamers' and 'guitarists' about it, but any smart person should realize that this is just a (incredibly fun) game that should not be compared to a real guitar on levels of awesomeness. *There is also a sequel, which is just as much, if not more, awesome.

Nerdy guy: guItR hEr0 15 5ooo000 MUcH HaRd3R D4N DuH R33L G33T4R LoL M I R1T3??????/////

Guitarist guy: Shut up, loser face. You suck.

Me: You guys are losers. Guitar Hero is not as hard as a normal guitar, nor is it supposed to be. It's just a fun game, so please just stop before my head explodes from stupidity.

by Vlad Haerburgredfurt December 9, 2008

hot pink guitar

The best kind of guitar.

Robert needs a hot pink guitar.

by wysiwyg August 12, 2004

guitar center

Musical instrument store that usally carries all types except orechestra instruments.

Have more of a variety of guitar than other chains such Sam Ash.
You can talk down the price on most guitars and amps, even get a free case if you deal right.

i bought a guitar for 500 out the door, even though the price tag was 549.99 with tax not included, at guitar center

by Calvin Riley July 23, 2007