A slang term (similar to 'beer goggles') for a phenomenon in which misleading profile pictures lower sexual inhibitions to the point that very little or no discretion is used when approaching hot chicks on Facebook. The term is often humorously applied when an individual is observed making advances towards, later regretting contact with a partner that is deemed unattractive, unacceptably scandalous, or repulsive after viewing other pictures of the Facebook user.
Dude I saw this babe on facebook and her profile picture was bangin' then I saw her beach pics and realized she was fugly, i was a victim of facebook goggles.
by see jay June 3, 2008
Get the facebook goggles mug.Refers to use of the left hand while masterbating. Most males predominately use their right hand to "beat the bishop", hence the term "religious right". The earliest known example of this "switch-hit" is found in Bible chapter favorite Dudeurontome.
"Man, I'm tired of getting jerked-off by the religious right!"
"Then use your godless left and stop whining."
"Then use your godless left and stop whining."
by mazdafarian November 17, 2009
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Different name for Bar Eye.
Drink far too much and everybody becomes attractive!!
Very common slang in Britain.
Drink far too much and everybody becomes attractive!!
Very common slang in Britain.
by PurpChar November 20, 2006
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by Diego Mendez February 18, 2009
Get the Obama Goggles mug.When one man places one testicle in the eyes of a sleeping person. The sleeping person must not wake up until the Israeli Goggler slaps them as hard as he can on the face.
Guy1: "Hey, what's that hand mark on your face?"
Guy2: "Oh, that's nothing - one of the guys had me in an Israeli Goggle this morning, I was way too out of it to realise."
Guy1: "Man, that's bad luck"
Guy2: "Hell yeah; the balls were so far in I had to pull them out to see"
Guy2: "Oh, that's nothing - one of the guys had me in an Israeli Goggle this morning, I was way too out of it to realise."
Guy1: "Man, that's bad luck"
Guy2: "Hell yeah; the balls were so far in I had to pull them out to see"
by SeiZmik TTM June 10, 2009
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by The vagina mister April 28, 2010
Get the Arabian Goggles mug.To lay ones balls delicately over another individuals eyes; rendering them unable to see past your hairy jizz nuggets. This practise is more commonly referred to as "Teabagging".
by Mackster86 February 1, 2009
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