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goblin grappler

when a male grabs a womans tit, boob, breast, bazoonga (singular) and or tata (singular for tatas) and squeeezes the shit out of it.
boy 1 - "she slapped me bro!"
boy 2 - "whatd you do homie?"
boy 1 & 2 - "GOBLIN GRAPPLER!'
by jreagan43 July 21, 2011
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Goblin Hours

1. When one is in Goblin Mode, feeling slightly silly, goofy and/or mischievous

2. The latest release from pop sensation BILMURI
"oh there goes Jerry committing arson again" "idk man he said "goblin hours" stripped naked, and started burning stuff"

"hey have you listened to the new BILMURI album GOBLIN HOURS and picked up merch from their store yet?"
by McScrumpy May 12, 2023
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Premature Goblins

A person who talks behind someone's back. They are very witchy and they make you want to dab on them haters. Term is used by kingbo on youtube or suburban_prince on instagram.
King Bo:"So um I was um walking into class going to sit at my desk and all of a sudden i heard these premature goblins talking stuff about me."
by EnchAnting since '04 August 5, 2017
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Butt goblin

Someone who constantly bitches about everything. They intentionally try to suck the fun out of all activities until life isn’t worth living anymore. Only when life is a bland depressing wasteland of awfulness are they content with themselves.
Good god, Carissa is being such a butt goblin. All I said is that I want an Asian girlfriend and she’s all butthurt about it. She even said she hated me and that I’m a terrible person.
by Fluxmetrical January 11, 2023
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happy as a goblin

A phrase used when you are so happy that you turn green , put on some penny lofers and start skipping around town like a queer. YOu also go throughout grocery stores stealing bread pooding, and stealing babies out of strolers and selling them on the black market for crack.
"O my gosh, i just found gold under my microwavable pizza. I'm as happy as a goblin."
by Slimslope May 22, 2006
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bum goblins

It is basically all the gothic kids and all the kids that are rich but dress like they live in a dumpster and do not take showers
by BUMP crew May 10, 2006
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going goblin

Presenting a type of behavior which is unapologetically self-indulgent, lazy, slovenly, or greedy, typically in a way that rejects social norms or expectations.
Doesn't matter which audience Trump is speaking to, he's always going goblin.
by Doctxr82 December 6, 2022
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