A waffle which you have shoved up your butt, folded up, and paid your friend to eat without him knowing what it actually is.
by Sim dragon December 10, 2019
Get the waffle goblin mug.A disfigured small moss green creature with 6 fingers and 1 thumb on each hand, who will stop at nothing to steal your delicious white fruity juices from your penile region
Ricardo: Hey man, didya sleep well last night.
Phillipè: Naw man, the jizz goblin got me last night.
Ricardo: Aw man sorry to hear that, hope you get better soon
Phillipè: Naw man, the jizz goblin got me last night.
Ricardo: Aw man sorry to hear that, hope you get better soon
by TheJizzGoblin February 21, 2022
Get the THE Jizz Goblin mug.When someone is jerking off two cocks close to their face with their tongue out. Its called this because the action makes it look like youre stabbin some goblins
by Allycat88 July 30, 2018
Get the Stabbing goblins mug.A person who is said to be more attractive then he or she really is, or a person who seems more attractive thanks to the aid of cosmetics, clothing, poor lighting, etc.
by Tramov February 12, 2009
Get the Closet-Goblin mug.A phrase used when you are so happy that you turn green , put on some penny lofers and start skipping around town like a queer. YOu also go throughout grocery stores stealing bread pooding, and stealing babies out of strolers and selling them on the black market for crack.
by Slimslope May 22, 2006
Get the happy as a goblin mug.It is basically all the gothic kids and all the kids that are rich but dress like they live in a dumpster and do not take showers
by BUMP crew May 10, 2006
Get the bum goblins mug.A Dongle-Goblin, also known as the USB Dongle-goblin, is a distant relative of the dodo bird. Refer to the Dongle-Goblin genocide of 1932.
by Mikepety January 4, 2008
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