Australian Dirt Goggles 

When one individual is "Tea-bagged" by two other individuals and both sets of testicles are placed on the first aforementioned individuals eyes creating the "Australian Dirt Goggles"

The first person to pass out is gettin' "Australian Dirt Goggled"
**Brian/Brianette Falls Asleep**
"Bring out the Australian Dirt Goggles"

Australian Dirt Goggles by Vuaso August 13, 2012

Japanese Rain Goggles 

Japanese Rain Goggles is when a man receives oral sex from a woman while his testicles are on her eyes. Once he's about to reach an orgasm she blinks quickly giving him a slight tingle sensation to his testicles and increasing the pleasure.

She was unbelievable in bed. She just gave me a set of Japanese Rain Goggles, like I've never had before.

Japanese Rain Goggles by Yell3p April 6, 2020

chinese goggles

Immediately after defecating, without wiping, sticking someones nose in between your butt cheeks so their eyes are covered by your butt cheeks.

Andrew "Haha, i just gave Shelton Chinese goggles while he was sleeping!"

Everybody "Thats kind of gross."

chinese goggles by Monmouth March 3, 2008

swiss goggles 

A sexual activity whereas the Male is having some form of intercourse with a partner(mainly in oral sex)and the male takes his testicles a.k.a balls and lays them on the eyes of his partner: a really shitty local band with 4 stupid assholes.

holy shit , she likes the balls on her eyes

you guys suck

swiss goggles by Saunders January 1, 2004

bukkake goggles 

goggles used to hold bukkake for an extended period of time.

yo that bitch in has some big ass bukkake goggles.

bukkake goggles by Andrew Stump September 6, 2005

Google goggles 

One of the pernicious consequences of the internet is that people are free to make sweeping statements to large audiences without actually substantiating their claims, notions, or repetitions of urban myths. Such poor construction of a position usually results from a combination of ideology, prejudice, and ignorance.

The first two are difficult to address, but ignorance can be remedied by some basic self-education, and specifically, by research. To this end, the most popular internet mechanism is to use the well-known search engine, Google. The term "Google goggles" is an alliterative/consonant reference to the process of improving the clarity of one's understanding by the simple trick of typing some key words into a search engine - and learning!

Jonathan was completely clueless about how much oil was left underground around the planet. Had he put on his Google goggles, he might have understood that contrary to his claims otherwise, the concept of Peak Oil was in fact very accurate, and completely supported by the best data and analyses available.

Google goggles by Autumn Mandrake December 28, 2011

beer goggles 

one of the best inventions ever. they help ugly people get layd. however, it is not the ugly one who wears them. the ugly must wish that someone is dumb enough to put them on.

'see that fine young broad down there?'
'take off your fucking beergoggles and see if you'll say the same thing tomorra'

beer goggles by emohammers December 10, 2003