fruit smugglers

To fruit smuggle: to wrangle the trouser trouts by hand.

Fruit Smugglers use both hands and both feet! 1. No green card Mr. Gonzalez?!?... Here let me clean that sweaty brown cock of your's with my tongue! 2. Peeling back the turtleneck. 3. Hunting down a Fruit of the Loom shroom. 4. To peel one's banana for the sole purpose of extracting one's savory sea monkey sauce. 5. Milking his baby batter protein healthy goodness. 6. Pumping, sucking and slurping for hot man gravy. 7. Polishing someone's pungent poopstick pogo pole. 8. Giving CPR to the Supersoaker Sperm Drencher2000. 9. Pacifying the throat with one's turd churner. 10. Nibbling the farm worker's foreskin on lunch break in the greenhouse. 11. Going Vegan and having a severe protein attack, and as a result pulling down someone's boxer shorts for a midnight snack. 12. Scrubbing your throat hard with a 8'3" basketball player's dripping wet hot & sweaty & smelly chocolate log. 13. Tasting your friend's girlfriend's butthole from the night before and saying to yourself "oh yes! please! More! Mmmmm". 14. Getting your chin tickled with cum-filled nutsack. 15. Laughing so hard you shoot cum out your nose, from what you just did a few mintutes ago in a roadside restroom. 16. Having a dinner date point out that you forgot you wipe the toothpaste from your lip (oops! I did it again! Roadside Restrooms! on the way to the restaraunt!) etc. etc. etc. etc. etc....

by Spermies Makies Mouthies Happies! Like Yah...! OMG! September 6, 2006

Albino fruitbat

Parts upon a lady which hang down in pairs and flap about when hungry. See flaps

Depending on ethnic origin, the lady who owns the bat may have a non albino fruitbat

It was crazy, she unleashed the albino fruitbat and the draft from its wings near as dammit floored me, I'd never before seen such mighty flaps

by jivehoneyjive March 10, 2008

fruffy

used to describe something that is beyond just plain fluffy...props to aaron for the first usage of this word

dang that dog is very fruffy for being so small

by fruffymaker February 8, 2010

Fruit salad

When several different guys wear flavored condoms and stand in a circle whilst a girl goes around sucking each of their dicks.

Guy1: Dude what'd you do last night?

Guy2: Me and a couple of other guys stood in a circle and wore flavored condoms whilst Kayla went around sucking our dicks,Its called a fruit salad

by anonymous1744 September 14, 2013

fruit loop

noun A wholly vacant person. See also fuckwit

She's lost the plot, a total fruit loop

by Gazza February 6, 2003

fruit

a fruit is a gay guy. usually overweight or really skinny and likes to wear bright colors. They also talk with a lisp or in a fruity voice. They are very outgoing and love to dance and talk.

i'm a fruit. but it really means homosexual.

by sonny vitale v January 16, 2008

fruick

someone who is both a fruit and a freak. not sure where the "c" came from.

You're such a fruick!

by ashmee March 29, 2004