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smoke a fruit

A gangster's way of saying that they're going to shoot a gay guy.
"Damn Jamal, deez gays are pissin' me off. If I see one more scarf, I'm gonna smoke a fruit."
by Big Ol' Balls April 14, 2008
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raunchy butt fruit

Residual pieces of feces, usually caught upon ass hairs, which surprise an ass muncher in the middle of their business. Coming in a variety of sizes, they may escape even the most scrutinizing eyes of a veteran ass eater and give them a mouthful of a dirty surprise.
A rare version of the raunchy butt fruit remains just inside and behind the sphincter and emerges defiantly upon anal stimulation - these are the most notorious of anal 'fruits'. Upon encountering, most anal adventurers will pull back in revile and discontinue such explorations for an extensive period of time, usually upon the stipulation of prooving sanitary conditions before excursions are begun again.
Guy: (upon eating the asshole of their significant other they discover the dingles) Holy fuck! Raunchy butt fruit! (Vomits)
Girl: Ohh my god! (flushes) I'm so sorry honey!
Guy: (finished vomitting) Holy hell that was disgusting! Have you ever heard of wiping you dirty fucking whore?!
Girl: (cries)
by godlius December 28, 2008
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fruity pick

The act of using homosexual endeavors to phase an opponent in an organized sport. To be done properly the fruity pick must be done on a heterosexual, and preformed in an agressive manner to throw you foe into a fit of disgust. Physical contact is must, and as a secondary measure, homosexual verbal cues can also be used.
"Rob whats your deal! u cant get anything done out their!"
"Man Gianmarco has been pullin' fruity picks all game! LOOK! LOOK AT THE WAY HE IS LOOKING AT ME!"
by yesitisesta September 13, 2008
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Frumpa Chip

It's when you finger a girl and put your fingers in her mouth, but her poon is so nasty that she has to eat potato chips to get the taste out
Damn, that girl's puss was so stank that she had to eat Nacho Cheesier Doritos after I frumpa chipped her
by RBear January 16, 2011
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Urban Frustrationary

When you are searching, searching, searching through random selections in the Urban Dictionary and become continually frustrated by the overwhelmingly mediocre entries you happen across, the U.D. morphs into an Urban Frustrationary.
"Man, I'm sick of all these entries about jerking off. What an Urban Frustrationary!"
by an non January 19, 2009
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Sewage Fruit

"One porch, one dog, one cockroach only way to be
I got sewage fruit and it's growing out back from roots
I don't know if they belong to me" - Shannon Hoon, Blind Melon
by Lord Sockington December 24, 2009
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fruitsexual

a sexuality; being sexually attracted to fruit
Dude,that pineapple is really turning me fruitsexual right now!
by bath & body work it November 26, 2014
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