satans angel

satans angel is a girl named kait that is an angel but was adopted by satan... she also bites really hard and leaves bruises and sumtimes rips thru the skin... hehe
satans angel just bit me and i am now bleeding to death! ahhhh!
by tusgirl August 10, 2004
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satans banana

A satans banana is the penis of a trans-sexual woman
Wow Jimmy that girl I was with last night had a satans banana
by Curly2725 April 20, 2016
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Pop Satan

Part of a rap song from the friendly neighborhood crack head Stewart.
"The world is mine Pop Satan, I stole it away from you.
by Jill1806 October 12, 2008
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satan's flowers

Male inserts the carnations into the anus of his sexual partner, leaving the stems exposed. He uses a red lighter to set them on fire. The male masturbates until his ejaculate extinguishes the flames.
The bitch wants satan's flowers.
by JimFeurgeson October 02, 2014
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Satan's street salad

Sweet Mary Jane Kush, preferably of a fine and dankly strain.
Don't go to that party, I've heard those folks fiddle with Satan's street salad.
by Maryjanekushlover January 18, 2015
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my dinner with satan

A horrible time. I was told hotdogs were on the menu, yet when I arrived, there was only sauerkraut. Sick bastard.
by Johnny Pseudonym January 21, 2005
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Not today, Satan, not today

This saying, popular among Southern Church Ladies probably since there were Southern Church Ladies, both black and white, as well as many Abuelas across Latinx culture. It is derived from a New Testament Bible verses, specifically in the Book of Matthew, Ch16: v.23 and is a rebuke of Peter "“Get behind me, Satan! You are a stumbling block to me; you do not have in mind the concerns of God, but merely human concerns.” (KJV) Peter has disavowed knowledge of Jesus to the Centurions because he's feared for his own life. So, Jesus sees him as a great betrayer, an obstacle in his way.

The phrase can also be attributed to Jesus' response to the Third Temptation in the Desert in Matt. Ch. 4:v.10 "Away from Me, Satan!" Jesus declared. "For it is written: 'Worship the Lord your God and serve Him only.'"

"Not today, Satan, not today" is the American vernacular translation of "Get the Behind me, Satan," and is a rebuke of any obstacle that can get in our way, telling it to get out of the way because we have bigger and better things to do.

On the 70s TV series "Sanford and Son" the character of Aunt Esther has used the phrase.

It did not originate with Bianca Del Rio on RuPaul's Drag Race in 2015. More than likely she heard it from abuelas or others in the drag community.

The title of Jordan Peele's 2022 movie "NOPE" alludes to this, as one might say "Nope, not today, Satan." Knowing this helps clarify a key question about the film's ending. Thank you Jordan Peele.
Not today, Satan, not today: is a common opening phrase of sermons given by Evangelical pastor

It is also the title of a 2015 short by writer/director Judah Ray and the title of episode 6 of the TV series "Body Hair" starring Jason Dottley
by T.S.Elinot July 31, 2022
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