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Cat food bath monster

The Legend of the Koekoeken. A Koekoeken is a monster that steals bodies by playing the victim’s game of their choice. If you lose, the Koekoeken will take your body. If the Koekoeken loses, then they keep that body for the rest of their lives. They bathe in cat food because of the taurine inside of it, as they need it for nourishment. When there was no cat food, they used boiled cow’s urine to keep them sustained. The Koekoeken appears in a Netflix series called, ‘Creeped Out’.
Stu searched up a cat food bath monster on his computer and found out that it was a Koekoeken
by Chrischael November 9, 2021
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food bitch

a person who is abnormally picky about food and relentlessly forces their unsolicited opinion regarding food on others, esp. when they are eating something the food bitch dislikes
David, the resident food bitch, snarled in digust as I pulled out saltine crackers that I had no plan of ever offering him.
by DJPeePee February 19, 2011
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Dracula foot

When person sleeping next to you has toenails so long and jagged they can pierce your legs
Damn that bitch is hot, oh nasty check out the dracula foot
by Zac February 1, 2005
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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
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Food Porn

Juicy,mouth-watering,high-res images of incredibly delicious-looking food.
I wasted 3 hours drooling at food porn.
by Pitchy June 2, 2016
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Time Footprint

The total amount of other people's time wasted as a result of the actions (or inactions) of a person, organization, event or product. A person's Time Footprint is the sum total of all the time other people have lost because of their actions (or inactions).

The goal is to minimize your Time Footprint so that you do not have a Time Footprint that exceed a man-life.
If you save other people from wasting their time, you receive negative time footprint hours.

The unit of measure are in increments of lives, years, months, or minutes.
Snow boarders add to their time footprint every time they make their skier friends wait 2-3 minutes while they strap into their bindings.

Your girl friend’s time footprint is generally much higher than yours.

DMV clerks generally have a very high time footprint as they watch the line grow while they go on break. 20 people x 15 min = 5 man-hours added to their time footprint account.
by reddlynx99 December 31, 2010
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Foomp

noun /n/: Something Instantly Blowing Up, a Sudden Occurrence or Happening; ALWAYS in a Positive Light or Manner.

Form of Onomatopoeia: a phonetic insert used to personify, resemble, or suggest the sound of Accomplishment, Exclamation, or Zeal.

Creative Jargon pertaining to informal language of Sound/ Action/ Interjection.
FOOMP ~ there it is!

Nurf gun goes FOOMP

I shot my shot, & FOOMP

“I manifested the life I wanted, then FOOMP it became Real”

“Before submitting the assignment into Dropbox, I yelled: FOOMP!”

“Thinking about the answer, I was stumped. Next thing I knew, FOOMP! I found the solution.”
by FooMP October 21, 2020
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