Floods

"High Waters" Short pants or long shorts...

Too short for pants and too long for shorts

Stephie: Your pants are finally floods
Harley: What are floods
Jeremiah(Jamma): Short pants, "high water"

by Benjamin P February 25, 2008

Floods

A style of pants, worn only by the female gender and kids who had mothers that dressed them funny when they were kids.

I feel so bad for this guy I work with. His mom used to dress him in floods and he actually thinks they are dude's pants. I know a guy who should sell him his girl bike.

by JohnnyTTTT March 23, 2010

Flond

To sexually stroke someone in a loving manor.

"I hope you flonded her"

by Mark and Anne February 25, 2008

Flooding

When someone has high end/high fashion style and or accessories

“Got VVS on my chain. My neck be Flooding”

*plays drip to hard by lil baby*

by TravyN February 12, 2019

floud

A fart cloud that hovers in the air (normally has a distinct beginning and end)

As the vomit began to rise in my throat, I realized I had unknowingly entered a floud and it was too late to turn back.
or
I walked past Joe and was hit head-on with a floud.

by AlisonCanada December 12, 2008

Texas Flood

Also a famous Stevie Ray Vaughn song, but this event occurs after a long day of drinking margaritas and other alcoholic beverages in Austin, TX, or any other Texas town. The offender passes out on your bathroom floor naked just having vomited in your tub and trying to conceal the faux pas by washing it down the drain. You subsequently wake up in a 2-3 inch lake in your house, apt, or hotel room from the resulting vomitus blocking the drain. Legal action will depend on the dwelling this was completed in.

Jake was so bombed on slippery nipples after the UT game he caused a Texas Flood and evacuted the whole second floor of my condo!!

by shakesNC February 14, 2007

Floydian Slip

When a White person briefly speaks in ebonics or commits senseless violence caused by either a lapse in judgment or by taking Fentanyl.

My brother made a Floydian Slip yesterday after listing to one too rap albums. I'm worried he'll start taking Fentanyl and printing counterfeit $20 bills.

by Heinrich Müller November 27, 2021