Feltchmonger

Person who puts gerbils in their ass; person who is into feltching

by Anonymous August 29, 2003

Fatch

Slightly better than awesome, but not quite up to the fatchnasty level. (see fatchnasty)

My project was fatchnasty!

Knaw, it was just fatch to me.

by trailortrashmonkey July 23, 2009

Felching

Felching, The Act Of Drinking Man Paste Inside An Orafice Like The Anus Or Vagina.

Darren Indulged In Felching With Russel

by Anus Dwelling Hippy April 1, 2007

fetching

When a women is giving a man a blowjob and it slips out of her mouth and she goes "fetching" for it using no hands only mouth.

Last night my girl was fetching my dick like a pro.

by Stevieeee April 13, 2011

felch baby surprise

After felching, blowing the semen through the straw into the vagina, resulting in a pregnancy, and subsequently, a baby.

My dad felched my mom and nine months later; felch baby surprise! My brother, Brian, was born.

by Mishaladycat February 22, 2011

Felch Bandit

A member of a breakaway group of highwaymen who split from the mainstream unions in the 19th Century in favour of a reformed approach to thievery. Instead of the traditional "Stand and deliver!" felch bandits sing songs such as given below and then proceed to engage in "felch rape," a form of sexual assault involving felching. It is then common to take the loot and run. Gladstone's government took a particular interest in counteracting this practice and its popularity diminished until, ironically, revived by Gladstone's descendants in the 1990s.

"Peel me back! Peel me back! Back my peel and felch my crack," said the Felch Bandit.

by Backmypeel January 26, 2008

Melvinating Feltchenator

A snobbish waist of Human Existence. Someone that thinks that they are always right, or "The Man". This person can either be Male or Female.

Little Johnny is being a Melvinating Feltchenator, ever since he was picked as "Class President".

by The BIZ April 23, 2005