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French Kissing The Turtle

When you give a rim job to someone who has to take a dump, and there is a turtle head ( end of the turd ) protruding out the sphincter.
Baby don't eat my ass I have to poop. Thats ok baby, I like French kissing the turtle.
by JohnP5757 May 31, 2009
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French Kintz

1) To stick out one's tongue at someone, with or without blowing a raspberry or making a slurping noise.

2) To be on the receiving end of same.

Derives from the feeling of having been french-kissed unexpectedly.
Girl: *sticks out tongue*
Boy: I felt that in my mouth!
Girl: You just got french kintzed!
by lawlshank November 4, 2009
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French kiss

The best thing a person can do with their lips after sucking. MUCH funner than the normal kissing.
He gave her a french kiss which made her feel like everything was perfect.
by Nanana September 3, 2006
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french

When French is used in a sexual sense, as it often is, "French" is often used as a euphemism for oral sex in the escort world.
A "French lesson" is a visit to a prostitute. "Greek" culture is anal sex and "English" culture is BDSM. "Roman" is orgies and "Swedish" is a full-release massage. If someone speaks the language without an interpreter, it means they perform the act without a condom. It is mainly used to advertise escort services without fear of being busted by police for prostitution. Pardon my French, ie, pardon the vulgarity from my mouth.
She spoke French without the aid of an interpreter, BBBJTCWS (Bareback blowjob to completion with swallow), and I tipped her 50%.
by Mistress Liz February 28, 2005
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frenchie

Nic-name for a french bulldog.
She has two frenchies.
by bellllllllllllo May 1, 2004
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french connection

1 oz cognac
1 oz Grand Marnier® orange liqueur

Combine ingredients into a snifter and serve neat, or add a small amount of ice if desired.
Barkeep, I'll have a French Connection made with Courvoisier please. Thank you VERY much!!!
by Drink Then Think February 7, 2008
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french military victories

Victories of the nation who fought and won more wars and battles than any other nation in the world.
French military victories? There are so many because you know....France won more wars and battles than any other nation in the world.

No that's not true because I'm a sad ignorant cunt.
by VladMartel April 25, 2008
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