Salsa Fucked

When you make nachos only to find out that you have no salsa left and therefore making your nachos useless.

Bob (with huge plate of nachos): " Where is the Salsa?"

Lisa: "Oh I finished it yesterday"

Bob: "I cant believe you just salsa fucked me!"

by nachomanorama December 17, 2008

Hotter than a freshly fucked fox in a forest fire

See also hotter than a half-fucked fox in a forest fire

hot to an extreme degree; unbearable or intolerable heat, usually in reference to heat in the south, which absolutely sucks.

Man, it's hotter than a freshly fucked fox in a forest fire out here!

by Cofer April 21, 2006

Fucked Up

A criticly lauded, slightly progressive hardcore punk band from Toronto, Ontario, Canada. Known for their intelligent lyrics, relentless releasing of new matierial mainly through singles, and punishing live shows (referred to as orgies of destruction), they have built up a dedicated fanbase. Their 2008 full-length album, the Chemistry of Common Life, was awarded the Mercury Prize. In no uncertain terms, they are arguably the best punk band on the planet.

Q: You listen to Fucked Up? Let me guess, you heard about them from Pitchfork?
A: Yeah, but don't let that fool you, FUCKED UP IS INCREDIBLE!"

by Benj518 August 21, 2010

Fucked Up Bitch

A wasted girl with a fucked up reputation at school, no friends, no future, and all drugged up.

Whoa, look at that fucked up bitch, I bet she starts her day with snorting some lines!

You're one fucked up Bitch!!! Nobody likes you, get the fuck out of our preppy, oh so beautiful, hypocritical, little world!!!

by idiotkabitchfukk September 20, 2007

Truck fucked

The act of being caught behind a semi and being fucked over due to its slow rate of acceleration. It can occur at a traffic light or while being stuck in a lane behind a truck.

1: That semi just pulled out in front of me going 30 on the fucking highway!!

Sounds like you just got truck fucked.

2: I just truck fucked that entire lane by not letting anyone pull out, I'm awesome.

You're a douchebag.

by JJHOUSEE August 14, 2010

I fucked on the Magic School Bus

Something said by seniors to underclassmen (generally freshmen) to intimidate and frighten them. 100% effective.

Patrick (senior): Dude, check this out.

(freshman walks by)

Patrick: I FUCKED ON THE MAGIC SCHOOL BUS.

(freshman begins to run)

by dr.demann162 October 14, 2011

fucked off my ass

to be so fucking drunk you dont know what you're saying

i was fucked off my ass last night idr fucking your mom man

by barbie legs February 6, 2007