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Fake News Fuck Nut

Everyone knows someone that talks and talks about their amazing sex life and sexual partners. Bragging about how they can get anyone to fuck them. Most of them are fake news fuck nuts.

Fake News-Information given to another that is not true.

Fuck Nut- Talks about how great they are in bed way to much. Fuck is sex and nut is someone that’s missing some marbles.

So Fake News Fuck Nut would be someone insanely lying about their sex life. Including who, how, when, what position etc. EVERYTHING is a total lie.
1. I’m starting to think that Dick is a Fake News Fuck Nut. He has to be in la la land because it’s too unrealistic.

2. Gina G-Spot is a total Fake News Fuck Nut! According to her every guy she meets wants to fuck her. She wishes.
by Bangin ST January 14, 2022
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Fake Blonde

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The Fake Out

When a girl pretends to be unsure if she has a condom, in reality knows it's in tucked in the corner of the upper right hand drawer
G1: I want to be safe but not seem like I fuck guys so much I have 'Stash'.
G2: Just do the fake out, bonus the anticipation makes the sex better!
by QueError April 25, 2015
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National Fake Ass Friend Day

On November 28, National Fake Ass Friend Dsy is a day when you expose all your fake friends that you thought you would’ve been grateful for, but they turned to be fake
Alex: Man Sally is fake as hell.
Rodger: You know national Fake Ass Friend Day is November 28? Just go on Social Media and post her.
Alex: WOW man, thx dude!
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feddy faber

feddy faber is from the karcy barky yt channel commonly known as the kracc fard channel
feddy faber is a smart guy. feddy faber is funny fard
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A Happy Fake Boulder

I tripped on a happy fake boulder.
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fake ass bitch

Someone who talks to you when deep down he or she hates you or dislikes you.
Penelope tells Feeby in class: "I fucking can't stand that bitch Tammy. She thinks she's so pretty. I hate her!"

Tammy enters the classroom and sits in her usual seat next to Penelope

Penelope says to Tammy: "Hey Tammy, you look so pretty! How was your weekend? "

Tammy and Penelope are having a normal conversation about what they did this weekend while Feeby is thinking to herself, PENELOPE IS SUCH A FAKE ASS BITCH. SHE JUST TOLD ME SHE HATES THIS GIRL AND YET SHE IS TALKING TO HER AND ACTING LIKE SHE IS HER FRIEND!!!
by basedonexperience March 16, 2016
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