Faceass

when a person's ass is actually a replica of their face.. all waste is also excreted from the mouth on the replicated face.

all of the seats they sit on are much like toilet seats so that they dont smash their faceass. also their jeans and pants are wider around the faceass so that when they move it doesnt constantly rub against the faceass and cause redness and irritation

normally offensive when pointed out..

can be used as a noun for either the person or the actual replicated face on the ass....

Dude.. that guy is a Faceass

or

Dude.. check out that guy's Faceass

by Romace December 21, 2009

Facial

When someone is making a facial expression that they are unaware of that makes them look odd or borderline retarded. This is mostly seen when someone is in deep concentration or stoned and driving a car down the Interstate, staring deeply into a computer screen, or wrecked out of their mind on the couch without a clue of where they are and what they are watching!

Guy 1 - "Dude, did you see the look on that guy driving the Dodge Dart we just passed?"
Guy 2 - "Hell ya bro...dude had a serious facial going on!"

by Turdpiper September 5, 2013

afghan facial

The act of giving someone arabian night goggles and a turkish breathmint at the same time.

That man placed his testicles on that person's eyes and then farted directly into his mouth. That man received an afghan facial.

by john crapper March 7, 2008

Facial

BASKETBALL:::: To shoot or dunk directly in an opponent's face.

KOBE BRYANT: I DID A FACIAL ON Kevin garnett

by relaxo June 2, 2005

FACK

It's like saying Fuck, only you can say it in front of young kids without getting any shit. It's also hella hyphy.

"FACK, my dick smells like an asshole stuffed with creamy tennis balls."

by FACK June 17, 2008

fack

A song by rapper Eminem to appear on his new greatest hits album. WORST.SONG.EVER.

What the fuck is that FACK shit all about?

by JacksWastedLife December 28, 2005

cherry facial

the act of punching a girl in the face until shes bleeding then cumming on her bloody face

Joe: dude my girl likes to be hurt and cummed on what should i do with her john?

John: Try a cherry facial she will love that at least my girl dose!

by Jason warfare2 June 16, 2010