Turdpiper's definitions

Hardened Criminal

A drug dealer that used to sell marijuana, cocaine, or other recreational drugs and got older and now sells Viagra, Cialis, and Levitra to his erectionally challenged customers.

Dude my dope dealer turned into a Hardened Criminal on me and I can't get the chronic weed anymore!

by Turdpiper August 30, 2013

Facial

When someone is making a facial expression that they are unaware of that makes them look odd or borderline retarded. This is mostly seen when someone is in deep concentration or stoned and driving a car down the Interstate, staring deeply into a computer screen, or wrecked out of their mind on the couch without a clue of where they are and what they are watching!

Guy 1 - "Dude, did you see the look on that guy driving the Dodge Dart we just passed?"
Guy 2 - "Hell ya bro...dude had a serious facial going on!"

by Turdpiper September 5, 2013