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emotional r-tard 

EMO MEANS EMOTIONAL R-TARD.overly cocky individual who thinks they are a total bad-ass ...constantly looking dark and overcast, who tries to fit into society, yet fails horribly and yet doesn't know that they are just a cheap rip off of punk/goth. Usually raised in a good household (middle class(this refers to all emos)), there really isn't anything wrong with the "emos" life, an emo will occasionally leave his dark-colored rain cloud to lock himself up in his room to read poetry, usually of the dark and brooding genre.
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Emotional Damage 

man- you suck
you- dies of EMOTIONAL DAMAGE
Emotional Damage by bakabloxz February 20, 2022

Emotional Hangover 

What Maz gets after a night out.
''Oh my god I actually want to die'' - Maz when suffering from an emotional hangover.

emotionless 

The word used when someone needs to go on a picture. It's necessary to look emotionless or else one spoiled the photograph
Emotionless look; the photographer says a stupid word supposed to make one laugh. If done right one still looks emotionless
emotionless by Perenolde January 14, 2004

Emotional terrorist

Someone who attempts to guilt trip someone else who is asking a valid question because they have experienced strong emotions in relation to the question being asked, not realizing these things happened every day before corona.
John: Are these lock-downs necessary to deal with corona virus?

Karen: The health system is over stretched!!!!! How would you like it if one of your family members was being carted off in am ambulance?!?!?!?!

John: Stop being an Emotional terrorist Karen...
Emotional terrorist by Shitcoiner December 21, 2020

Emotional accountant 

Everyone's favorite person in time of emotional outburst.
The one with wisdom, philosophy and patience who will listen to you and try his/her best, and usually succeed in making you calm and composed again.

And would probably make a balance sheet of your emotions before wandering away, till you try to find him/her next.

Generally doesn't charge you for service provided.
Dude 1: Look at Mike, he's everyone's emotional accountant.
Dude 2: Yeah I saw Kelly crying on his shoulders yesterday after her break up with Chad.
Emotional accountant by bluejay24 August 23, 2010

emotionaly sluty 

When you reveal too much too quickly to a new guy/girl friend.
I told kevin everything about my ex-boyfriend on our first date, when I told this to sarah she said I was being emotionaly sluty.