Dylan

A shy boy but outgoing once you get to know him. Once you do get to know him he’ll show you his collection of porn, which is just pictures of him molesting his sleeping grandmother or dog or both. You have to be carful on your response to the porn collection, you you tell him it wrong and nasty he will try and rape you, but if you tell him it’s nice he will proceed to jerk off in front of you staring you in the eyes. Dylan always has a pile of underwear under his bed, most of them are soiled and he keeps them for the aroma, some are small and childlike, he doesn’t like to talk about those, most of the child underpants have stains of blood or semen. Overall Dylan is a trustworthy friend and can be trusted with secrets

Boy 1) hey Dylan, why are you taking pictures of my sleeping granny

Dylan) no reason, do you have a problem

Boy 2) NO! He doesn’t right, we’re just joking we love your collection Dylan

by Peniilover March 11, 2019

Dylan

Dylan's are amazing. Usually tall, with dark hair and dark eyes. They're very athletic, and have great bodies. They seem to be almost perfect. The only thing they lack is in their pants. Dylan's are relatively very attractive, but have incredibly small penises.

That boy is perfect but everyone says he's not great in bed. He's such a dylan!

by jj5534 November 20, 2014

Dylan

Dylan's usually the type of nigga to to wear purple on St. Patrick's day or the type of nigga to get a chicken and a turkey mixed up but in all seriousness most Dylans are funny and social and at the same time emo and lonely. Dylans aren't normally the most athletic people but their still popular and hilarious for their since of humor and positive attitude but what makes most Dylans emo and lonely is when their at home by themselves with no one to talk to but themselves which causes them to turn emo it gothic (I mean just think of having nothing to do over spring break or Christmas break) but other than that Dylans are mostly picky, pale, extremely skinny, a little OCD, and emotional

friend: damn Dylan back at it again with the long ass hair

Dylan: yeah bruh I'm the emos n shit now

Friend: ya don't sound like one

Dylan: true •-•

by Senpaii July 21, 2016

dylan

Someone from the group havics front

Don't be a Dylan

by Phat jay June 20, 2016

Dylan

He is a fucking hot, sexy, cool, big dick, tall, brown hair, blue eyes, GREAT SHOES, and is a sweetheart. ALL GIRLS WANT TO FUCK HIM.

Dylan is the hottest mofo around!

by BIGD131 February 16, 2017

Dylan

a great and funny guy hes really athletic and has a nice personality really tall smart and kind really weird in a good way has lots of friends will beat you up if you mess with them fast runner has a nice body has good clothes

did you look at dylans clthes he looks so fly today.

by ggsquade March 12, 2017

DYLAN

a boy or girl with an incredibly large forehead, but that's not the only thing (if you know what i mean). I'm saying he (or she) has a very large penis, for the slow people out there. Dylans normally have the most gay people attracted to them, but are normally pan-sexual.

that due over there must be named Dylan, do you see the size of his forehead

by bigdix4daddy May 9, 2017