Dylan

A shy boy but outgoing once you get to know him. Once you do get to know him he’ll show you his collection of porn, which is just pictures of him molesting his sleeping grandmother or dog or both. You have to be carful on your response to the porn collection, you you tell him it wrong and nasty he will try and rape you, but if you tell him it’s nice he will proceed to jerk off in front of you staring you in the eyes. Dylan always has a pile of underwear under his bed, most of them are soiled and he keeps them for the aroma, some are small and childlike, he doesn’t like to talk about those, most of the child underpants have stains of blood or semen. Overall Dylan is a trustworthy friend and can be trusted with secrets
Boy 1) hey Dylan, why are you taking pictures of my sleeping granny

Dylan) no reason, do you have a problem

Boy 2) NO! He doesn’t right, we’re just joking we love your collection Dylan
by Peniilover March 12, 2019
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