Dutch Dream

The act of trapping a person under bed covers after releasing vile ass fumes (dutch dream) while they are asleep.

Girl: I woke up yesterday to my idiot boyfriend giving me a dutch dream.

by domc July 6, 2015

Double Dutch

Double Dutch is a jump rope game where 2 long jump ropes turning in opposite directions are jumped by one or more players that kids in Black neighborhoods played. Don't know if white kids played this game. I don't know where y'all got your definition of "Double Dutch" from as it sounds truly stupid, but whatever!! There is a song called "Double Dutch Bus" that was a jam back in the day. Again, maybe y'all don't know about this!! go to YouTube where you can see the game being played and trust no condoms in the game!!!

We will be playing in the Double Dutch championship this year.

by QueenBMD September 21, 2016

dutch barcode

the act of ejaculating into a woman's (or man's) anus as they being to take a massive shit. while both ingredients are flowing out of the butt hole, the man who initially ejaculated licks between the cheeks and swallows the goods.

I got a dutch barcode last night, i still can't use the toilet.

by Tyler Mulvenna November 25, 2010

Dutch Rudder

When a guy jerks another guy off by moving the guy's arm while he technically does the grab holding. A move created so guys can jerk each other off without feeling gay.

I'm no homo! I only gave him a dutch rudder, it's not like I touched his dick.

by giblettes August 2, 2008

dutch fan

Farting in bed, waiting for it to stew, then quickly lifting up the covers and dropping them, creating a fart wave.

I hit her with a nasty dutch fan last night.

by zig April 23, 2003

Dutch Handshake

Technically, when two men masturbate each other, but more often used when two people compliment each other's previous work, or accomplishments.

"My John I loved your appearance on yesterday's broadcast."
"Why thank you Philip, but it came no where near your expose on the Costa Rican labia trade."

"Why don't you two stop the Dutch Handshake and get back to work!"

by Belgian Dutch Hater September 18, 2012

Dutch Furnace

An attempted dutch oven that results in an accidental follow through.

I thought I'd suprise her with a dutch oven, she got more than she bargained for however when it wasn't just smelly air that came out as I held her under the sheets. YES Dutch Furnace

by Serisiak August 30, 2008