by dmccowan February 24, 2008
When Di consumes too much alcohol and her already dulled brain signals are further dulled. Her brain signal that warns her when she is making more mistakes is reduced, ultimately reducing self-control which leads to physical violence (open palm slaps to the face) and destruction of property.
I went for a drink, next thing I know I was Di drunk and smashing glasses and slapping anyone in my close proximity.
by Penguin666 July 15, 2016
"Did we do Drunk Science again?"
by Thetruthlover July 15, 2015
A person that can have many drinks, become drunk, and still function perfectly normal. It's hard to tell whether or not this person is drunk unless you ask them to recite something.
Girl: I was so drunk last night but I had a normal texting conversation with my boyfriend.
Other girl: That's weird but you might be a functional drunk.
Other girl: That's weird but you might be a functional drunk.
by Stonerhighbye November 29, 2013
People take a ride to a party in the trunk of their DD's car. They take shots on the way the way to their destination.
Kid 1:Lets pre-game before we head out
Kid 2:Where? We can't drink here
Kid 1:Let's just do a drunk trunk on the way over
Kid 2:Where? We can't drink here
Kid 1:Let's just do a drunk trunk on the way over
by boredmerlin November 07, 2010
A mixed drink consisting of equal parts clear liquor of any type and Sierra Mist. 7UP is acceptable if you live in an urban neighborhood. Good for when you need to act like you're drinking water.
Nope, it's drunk water!!
by Sambojangles January 08, 2011
A state of being in which one is not under the influence of alcohol, however acts like a drugged piece of shit due to tiredness.
John: Did you know... if you pain your room is becomes smaller... but if you paint your house it becomes... bigger?
Mark: What is wrong with this guy?
Peter: Don't worry man, he's just soberly drunk.
Mark: What is wrong with this guy?
Peter: Don't worry man, he's just soberly drunk.
by Daksa June 20, 2020