Douche Sweater

the end result of a woman's pubic hairs being covered in toilet paper with urine, blood or other substances as a bonding agent.

I was going to go down on Stacy until I saw she was wearing her Douche Sweater

by KatieMcDuh March 21, 2011

Douche Kanoodler

A douche kanoodler is someone so douchey that their douchiness screams I'm a douche. A douche kanoodler cheats on his girlfriends multiple times a day. Douche kanoodlers suck at life so bad their douchiness stinks up everything around them.

Dude your beyond an ass douche your a douche kanoodler

by lizzchick September 16, 2011

Douche Nuts

Some one who's is such a pussy that he has ovaries i.e. "Douche Nuts"

Look douche nuts just tell your girlfriend that you are going to the bachelor party this weekend!!!

by Peedah Collins June 27, 2006

Amuse-douche

A single serving portion of being a douche. An act of douchiness from one who is normally a non-douche.

Sorry baby for being an amuse-douche last night. You know I usually don't slick back my hair and quote Carrot Top.

by Leo Swopes December 15, 2009

bag of douche

A clever way of saying douche bag that is commonly used by the comedian Dane Cook. This is much funnier and you will impress your friends with your new slang.

You would say: Karren is a major douche bag.
Dane Cook would say: That Karren is a big bag of douche.

by Nick 6111 May 17, 2006

Douch-appotamus

A giagantic douchebag, who is really fat.

Your a fucking douch-appotamus!

by coraleclipseee July 9, 2007

Douche Cadet

A particular type of douchebag who boldly goes where no other douche has dared to go before... Finding new and irritating ways of being a total tool and douche.

This phrase was coined by Jared Ongie.

"That scenester who's always playing shitty Saves the Day covers is a douche cadet."

by Ongie July 6, 2006