douch flute

A vape or e cigarettes

I see your smoking your douch flute.

by HeidiJean August 24, 2017

Douche-cruiser

Class of vehicle. Typically lowered, with loud speakers and rims. Generally under the command of a young adolescent male driver who has yet to discover how douchetastic he is, but sometimes manned by the older male who is fully aware of his douchetasticness.

"check out that douche-cruiser!" Or " hey man wanna borrow my car?, That ol' douche-cruiser? No thanks I'll walk."

by Clumpydumper September 24, 2018

Douche Nuts

Some one who's is such a pussy that he has ovaries i.e. "Douche Nuts"

Look douche nuts just tell your girlfriend that you are going to the bachelor party this weekend!!!

by Peedah Collins June 27, 2006

Amuse-douche

A single serving portion of being a douche. An act of douchiness from one who is normally a non-douche.

Sorry baby for being an amuse-douche last night. You know I usually don't slick back my hair and quote Carrot Top.

by Leo Swopes December 15, 2009

bag of douche

A clever way of saying douche bag that is commonly used by the comedian Dane Cook. This is much funnier and you will impress your friends with your new slang.

You would say: Karren is a major douche bag.
Dane Cook would say: That Karren is a big bag of douche.

by Nick 6111 May 17, 2006

Douch-appotamus

A giagantic douchebag, who is really fat.

Your a fucking douch-appotamus!

by coraleclipseee July 9, 2007

Douche Cadet

A particular type of douchebag who boldly goes where no other douche has dared to go before... Finding new and irritating ways of being a total tool and douche.

This phrase was coined by Jared Ongie.

"That scenester who's always playing shitty Saves the Day covers is a douche cadet."

by Ongie July 6, 2006